Production's Instructions On How to Treat the Players - Survivor Sucks - Survivor Related - Survivor Sucks - Message Board - Yuku

logotop

logobottom

Home | FAQ

0 Kudo

<< Previous Topic Next Topic >>

Production's Instructions On How to Treat the Players

Started By	Comment
MyChemicalShowmance	Production's Instructions On How to Treat the Players	Lead	[-]
Posts: 103 (02/21/08 9:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	After 15 and 2/14th's seasons, by now we can all tell that Jeff Probst and the production team most likely gets handwritten instructions on how to treat each type of player. It probably looks something like this: If the player is: A boring female model: Fawn over her. Give her more attention than she deserves. Wink at her. Convince players at each tribal council NOT to vote her out. An older woman (40+): Pick on her at each tribal council as the weak link. Call her boring and useless. Question her intentions on even being on the show. Convince the others that she "won't make it out there." A young male dud: Call him "strong". Refer to him as a "physical threat" once the merge happens. Give him a puzzle in a challenge that he will suck at. Stick him on a tribe with the boring silicone girl. showmance Middle-aged guy: Focus on him as a family oriented man. Call him a leader. Also, highlight everything he does well in any challenge at all possible opportunities. And be sure to call him a hero - he REALLY gets off on that. A challenge whore: Kiss his ass. If it's a her, don't kiss HER ass. Instead, target her. Any others to add?
Thailandsurvivor		#1	[-]
Posts: 52 (02/21/08 10:18 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Female with a personality (any age)- Treat them like shit until they are crying, producers are hoping that the rest of the tribe will see that the entertaining chick is the entire reason why they lost a challenge or why it is raining.
dingoesatemybaby		#2	[-]
Posts: 6082 (02/21/08 10:19 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If he or she is black, imply that they don't work much around camp. If they do work around camp and that can't be denied, imply that they are bossy and therefore hard to get along with.
survivoronline2005		#3	[-]
Posts: 848 (02/21/08 10:19 AM) Guatemala Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If it's Colby: Lick, slurp, repeat.
micronesia		#4	[-]
Posts: 20 (02/21/08 11:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	IF IT`S YAU-MAN: O B E Y !!!
Trixiego		#5	[-]
Posts: 13571 (02/21/08 11:45 AM) Kiss me, I'm Adminish Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	dingoesatemybaby wrote: If he or she is black, imply that they don't work much around camp. If they do work around camp and that can't be denied, imply that they are bossy and therefore hard to get along with. You forgot the part about swimming also
dingoesatemybaby		#6	[-]
Posts: 6083 (02/21/08 12:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Damned skippy, good catch, Trixie! Remind all black players that they are liabilities in water challenges unless they have sprouted gills on the way to tribal council. If they have sprouted gills, remind all black players that they are still liabilities in water challenges because they still can't float as well as fat white poeple.

<< Previous Topic Next Topic >>

Quick Reply

Message board courtesy of Survivor Sucks member support.
Benevolent dictatorship courtesy of Survivor Sucks Admin Idoits.