How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (jhaphet) — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:21:17 GMT

Erik: 1. Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in front of the ladies 2. Let the ladies talk you in giving them your sandwich 3. Give the ladies your sandwich and get voted off

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:10:12 GMT

Amanda:

1. Attempt to make a sandwich and fail.
2. Attempt to make another sandwich and fail.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Jason Siska:

1. Find a stale piece of bread
2. Convince yourself it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
3. Eliza says, "It's just a stale piece of bread."

Chet:

1. Take out a knife
2. Scrape yourself with knife
3. Quit

Kathy Sleckman:

1. Take out a knife
2. Cut off a finger
3. Say that you can't feel your sandwich
4. Quit

Manise

1. Tell a lie so that Mark...

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Will Hatch two point oh) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:32:28 GMT

beatles20147 wrote:
Rupert

1. Attempt to make a sandwich and fail
2. Attempt to make another sandwich and fail
3. America votes for you to win a sandwich

Twatwaffle
1.Take out 2 slices of bread
2. Construct an "uber knife"
3. Use said knife to take out...

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Osten Carty) — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:30:39 GMT

Jean-Robert

1. Open the jar of peanut butter
2. Take a nap after that hard work
3. Wake up and stick penis in the peanut butter
4. Smirk and admire himself
5. Dump the entire jar of peanut butter on the bread
6. Take another nap
7. Repeat steps 3-5 with the jelly
8. Eat the sandwich and gain a pound
9. Make a confessional pretending there's a strategy behind it

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:33:10 GMT

Courtney (China)

1. Take out two slices of bread, peanut butter, and jelly.
2. Open peanut butter jar.
3. Place knife in peanut butter jar.
4. Eat two slices of bread plain since Courtney can't get the peanut butter or jelly out with the knife.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (mfull1991) — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:21:53 GMT

Nightmearz

1. Find bread in dumpstser.
2. Run in back of restaurant to get peanut butter and Jelly.
3. Hide in dumpster while trying to figure out how to make sed sandwich.
4. Tell the sandwich it is bad because it is made from white bread.
5. Befreind sandwich and give a horibly tacky nickname.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 19:09:00 GMT

Revised version for Sundra & Becky:

1. Sit down at table with two slices of bread prepared.
2. For the next hour, both attempt to try to scoop out some jelly with a knife.
3. The host says, "Stop where you are, we're going to squeeze bottles."
4. For the next 30 minutes, both attempt to squeeze jelly onto the bread.
5. Sundra runs out of jelly.
6. Becky eventually completes the sandwich.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (jhaphet) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:27:03 GMT

Anthony

1. Let the Crew members make the sandwich.
2. Let Jeff Probst serve it along with pig snouts
3. Square off with Gary while eating the sandwich
4. Puke while chewing the first bite.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (catspasms) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:15:15 GMT

James

1. Order the peanut butter, bread, and jelly to make itself for you.
2. Scream and throw a hissy-fit when they "fail to cooperate with your tribe".
3. Insist the peanut butter doesn't have its heart in the game.
4. Help get the jelly voted out of your tribe.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (snowboarders only) — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 16:29:04 GMT

Michelle

1. Get peanut butter, jelly, and bread
2. Say "Dear Peanut butter, jelly and bread, Michelle would like for you to come together to make a sandwich. I'd love for you to participate in my activities. Sincerely, Michelle"
3. Watch sandwich come together
4. Celebrate!

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (jhaphet) — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:27:14 GMT

Mellisa McNulty

1. Go to Fiji with the bread.
2. Open up the peanut butter jar along with the cast photo shoot.
3. Try to get the knife while being briefed about the seclusion while being in the show.
4. PANIC!!!!!
5. Never mind, I quit...

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Shion is Queen) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:57:12 GMT

Vecepia:
1. Let Rob slice two pieces of bread.
2. Let Sean open the jar of peanut butter.
3. Let Kathy spread the peanut butter on the bread.
4. Let Neleh open the jar of jelly.
5. Spread jelly on sandwich yourself.
6. Proclaim that you made the sandwich yourself.
7. Ask God for forgiveness.
8. Let things pop out of your vagina on national TV.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Shion is Queen) — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:26:40 GMT

You forgot the part where Sundra ran out of knives.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Double Edged Sword) — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 19:08:12 GMT

Sundra & Becky:

1. Take out bread (Elapsed Time: 30 minutes)
2. Open peanut butter jar (Elapsed Time: 50 minutes)
3. Open jelly jar (Elapsed Time: 1 hour 10 minutes)
4. Spread peanut butter on one slice of bread (Elapsed Time: 1 hour 25 minutes)
5. Spread jelly on other slice of bread (Elapsed Time: 1 hour 40 minutes)
6. Place two slices of bread together (Elapsed Time: 2 hours)

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (beatles20147) — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 00:19:13 GMT

Austin
1. Praise the Lord for the bread.
2. Say a dorky phrase like, "Yeah, we got the peanut butter going AWN up in this place!"
3. Have Super Terry go out and get some jelly.
4. Don't make the sandwich so that you don't look like a threat.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Texas Stranger) — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 00:07:42 GMT

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Da:

1. Dig up peanuts, smash into PB with bare hands
2. Grab berries (non-Julie), squash into jelly
3. Make sandwiches for incompetent Yasurites
4. Roll eyes as Yasurites hug and cry at this overwhelming gift
5. Go make himself a Julie & Eliza sandwich

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Texas Stranger) — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 00:03:28 GMT

Da:

1. Dig up peanuts, smash into PB with bare hands
2. Grab berries, squash into jelly
3. Make sandwiches for incompetent Yasurites

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (Will) — Fri, 19 May 2006 21:09:51 GMT

Cireowl
1. Give the bread a look
2. Roll eyes at the Jelly
3. Glare at the Peanut Butter
4. Fly off to eat a mouse instead.

Re: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (vestalvirgin) — Sun, 14 May 2006 02:48:26 GMT

cirie:

didn't finish preparing. can't wait to finish. ate the damn thing.

How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Survivors

feeds@yuku.com (bitchell) — Wed, 23 Jan 2002 00:11:43 GMT

Kelly:
1. Take out bread, while berating it for being slightly stale.
2. Spread peanut butter on one side, rolling your eyes at it for being the crunchy kind (your favorite it smooth, dammit).
3. Spread jelly and call it a douchebag.
4. Eat sandwich and enjoy it anyway.

Brandon:
1. Have some old person get out the bread.
2. Have another old person spread the peanut butter and jelly.
3. Eat sandwich while complaining that you could have done a better...