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  <p class="MsoNormal">I was in line at the bank behind an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.</p>

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<p class="MsoNormal">I was in line at the bank behind an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">She asked the teller, &quot;Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?&quot;</p>

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What do you call the missing link between primates and humans?
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Michelle Obama ]]></description>

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  <img style="border-width: 0px;" src="http://www.survivorfever.net/images5/pg-clay-1.jpg" alt="image">
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  <br>
  What do you call a black priest?
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  Holy shit.
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What do you call a black priest?
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<p>What&#39;s the difference between the real Jesus and a painting of Jesus?</p>

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  So true, I aggressively beat down my black friends while screaming Negro with my face painted black, and they&#39;re cool with it. I agree, he should try
  hanging out with more laid back black people.
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<p>What do you call an eternity?</p>

<p>Four blondes at a four way stop.
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  <strong class="quote-title">Surfing Hippo in Trouble wrote:</strong>
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  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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      <strong class="quote-title">Hippochinfat wrote:</strong>
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      <blockquote>
        <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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          <strong class="quote-title">Attack of the Nuns wrote:</strong>
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  <strong class="quote-title">Phuz1 wrote:</strong>
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    <strong class="quote-title">zzzazzzazzz wrote:</strong>
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    So blonde people aren&#39;t able to get offended by blonde jokes, but black people do?
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  Blondes don&#39;t get that the jokes are about them.
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  Boo-yah!
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			<description><![CDATA[ What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?
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  So blonde people aren&#39;t able to get offended by blonde jokes, but black people do?
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<img src="http://wwwimage.cbs.com/cms/files/images/primetime/survivor/19/bios/russellh.jpg" alt="image">
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Blondes don&#39;t get that the jokes are about them.
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Boo-yah!
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  <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Surfing Hippo in Trouble wrote:</strong>
    <hr>

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      <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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        <strong class="quote-title">Hippochinfat wrote:</strong>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So blonde people aren&#39;t able to get offended by blonde jokes, but black people do? ]]></description>

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        <strong class="quote-title">JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:</strong>
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Why don&#39;t bunnies make noise when they make love?
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Because they have cotton balls.
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  What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
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  Wiped his ass.
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