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        <![CDATA[ There can't be a gazillion food network threads without one for this trainwreck -  &quot;Seventy percent store-bought ingredients, Thirty percent homemade and creative touches&quot;

On her holiday epi she made a &quot;Kwanzaa Cake&quot; out of a store-bought angelfood cake, canned icing, canned apple pie filling dumped in the middle, garnished with Corn Nuts. What. The. Fuck. 

 &quot;It's cocktail time! Whooo!&quot;   ]]>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Enjoy:
<br>
<br>
<a title="" target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/CesCooking">Semi-Ho: The YouTube Collection</a>
<br>
<br>
Here new show is bad, but lacks the camp factor that Semi-Homemade has.  Still, it&#39;s put together with spit and tissue, as the portions are ridiculously
small, the price points are off, and it is filled with nonsensical factoids that she blathers to fill time and space.
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And she looks like shit too, if that helps.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Aunt Sandy&#39;s been boozing up the folks over at HGTV this holiday season.
<br>
<br>
She has a special airing where she helps the family of this one teenage cancer survivor. She decorates their house for the festivities (their christmas tree
looked like a safety hazard after Aunt Sandy was done with it) and even taught them all how to cook a couple of easy meals.
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Ain&#39;t Aunt Sandy just swell? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Frozen lemon frosting on vanilla ice cream doesn&#39;t sound all that good to me. Sorry, but if I have to have vanilla ice cream for dessert, I want warm
chocolate fudge on top. A frozen baked potato may look cute, but doesn&#39;t sound like it tastes very good. Sandra, just make me a cocktail and call it a day.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span><span id="temp-1"></span></span><span><span><span>I don&#39;t feel like reading through the whole thread, but has anyone ever seen Aunt Sandy make this
monstrosity?:
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<embed height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HJIsi2yoC7Q&amp;hl=en_US&fs=1&" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span></span>
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<span id="temp-0"></span><span><span id="temp-1"></span></span>Forming vanilla ice cream into a baked potato... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I caught her this afternoon and she had some guy with her (Jeff?).  They were telling about a buffet they went to once and got all giddy when they announced
the menu said &quot;all you can drink $12&quot;!
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<br>
She made absolutely no attempt to hide and in fact seemed to embrace her lushness.  Admission is the first step, Sandy! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ OMG....on the site Nightcrawler posted there&#39;s a YT of a radio interview with Alton - he says drunk Aunt Sandy wanted to show him her scar from a mole
removal on her chest! OK, he doesn&#39;t say she was drunk, but I think we can assume.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The new show is just a reversal of all the same old crap from her old show.  Only whereas she used to say, &quot;Use bagged lettuce to save time on
salads,&quot;  now she says, &quot;Save money by washing and chopping greens yourself rather than buying the bagged lettuce.&quot;  
<br>
<br>
It&#39;s total bullshit.
<br>
<br>
Which is, of course, exactly what we expect from her <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Is she still dating Cuomo?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Im not a fan of her new show.  <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br>
OH!  Check this site out:
<br>
<br>
<a title="http://foodnetworkhumor.com/" target="_blank" href="http://foodnetworkhumor.com/">http://foodnetworkhumor.com/</a>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What happened to all the Aunt Sandy regulars?!?! She hasn&#39;t done anything noteworthy since August?!?!? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ girl looks ROUGH, she must be going through. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="file:///C:/Users/Solymar/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg" alt="">Sandra at the Daytime Emmys last night:
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			<description><![CDATA[ Looks like she didn&#39;t mix the meatloaf well and it also looks like a ton of fat cooked out which was all that globby junk around it.  Blech. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Her new show is filled with no-brainer &quot;russipees&quot; that even Rain Man could come up with, without any help. And her price points are totally off.
Just like her Semi-Ho show, she&#39;s making the shit up as she goes along. She&#39;s only interested in getting a paycheck from The Food Network. But if they
are stupid enough to pay her and let her stay on the air...
<br>
<br>
In the meantime, we&#39;re all being entertained LOL. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">shadowdiana wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  &quot;Look at that!&quot;
  <br>
  <br>
  Geez...I don&#39;t <span style="font-weight: bold;">WANT</span> to.
  <br>
  What <span style="font-weight: bold;">IS</span> it???
  <br>
</blockquote>Meatloaf?  Looks like something I&#39;d feed to the dogs!
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<br>
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;d fuck her.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Look at that!&quot;
<br>
<br>
Geez...I don&#39;t <span style="font-weight: bold;">WANT</span> to.
<br>
What <span style="font-weight: bold;">IS</span> it???
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			<description><![CDATA[ So now they&#39;re trying to tell us that you can&#39;t have booze on a tight budget? Nonsense. It&#39;s all about moderation. All you have to do is cut back
to say, 1/2 bottle of vodka per day instead of the whole thing. Problem solved.
<br>
I&#39;m guessing our clever Aunt Sandy made this suggestion, but the execs just didn&#39;t go for it. Poor Sandy. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" alt="image"><img... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ There can't be a gazillion food network threads without one for this trainwreck -  &quot;Seventy percent store-bought ingredients, Thirty percent homemade and creative touches&quot;<br>
<br>
On her holiday epi she made a &quot;Kwanzaa Cake&quot; out of a store-bought angelfood cake, canned icing, canned apple pie filling dumped in the middle, garnished with <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Corn Nuts</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->. What. The. Fuck. <br>
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