Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Thailandsurvivor) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:04:23 GMT

Maniacboy888 wrote:
*Respect lost

Why? She is a staunch Republican. It's a joke.

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:41:14 GMT

*Respect lost

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Thailandsurvivor) — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:19:36 GMT

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:55:26 GMT

Love Helen to DEATH, nothing but respect, I also loved her character in Mario's Survivor Alaska

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (BlakeB717) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:22:45 GMT

*All of Chuy Ghan comes around the camp fire with a guitar to surprise celebrate Helen's wedding anniversary*

Jan: Helen can we talk to you fora minute?

Helen: *stern face and serious* Uh-oh you guys votin' me out?

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Jeff P3) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:29:55 GMT

My favorite two quotes ever.

"Ghandia went down the beach to cry and hollar and carry on. My two-year-old did that one time and I whooped its ass and put it back in bed." - Clay Jordan

" I am so true that existing around people that smile evilly when somebody else is on their knees kills me." - Benjamin "Coach" Wade

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:05:14 GMT

First or second, not sure which one

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (BlakeB717) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:04:30 GMT

Any idea what ep that was? lol

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:02:43 GMT

He said the quote about using a bible as toilet paper, and when he in the water he said he didn't know what MTV means

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (BlakeB717) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:57:33 GMT

What did Rudy say? I remember him giggling in the water about something like that.

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:52:30 GMT

Nope Rodger, he was in the river washing up saying that his leaf had a hole in it

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (BlakeB717) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:45:24 GMT

Maniacboy888 wrote:

Maximus20 wrote:
I forget who said it,

but I always remember this moment, when some guy was comming out of the woods after using the bathroom and saying: "My leaf had a hole in it"..

that always cracked me up.

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (kabulujug) — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:41:32 GMT
This one from Bob I really liked:

"I'm 57 years old, 5 straight Immunity Challenges, AARP should be contacting me to represent them"

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:10:26 GMT
Charlie asked Bob if the cuddling at night to keep warm was more fun then he let on.

Bob says he doesn't give "a hoot" right after that, an owl hoots in the background. I never picked that up before but very funny

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:42:47 GMT

Maximus20 wrote:
I forget who said it,

but I always remember this moment, when some guy was comming out of the woods after using the bathroom and saying: "My leaf had a hole in it"..

that always cracked me up.

Haha that was Rodger after the auction in Australia

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (JPOz) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:20:41 GMT

ilovekelly752 wrote:

OzarkSurvivor wrote:
One of my favorites:

*Thailand Reunion*

(Jeff asks Jan why she, Helen, and Ted didn't team up at F5 to take out Brian/Clay)

Jan: "Well, the idea had crossed my mind, but Helen had never approached me about that scenario."
Helen:...

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maximus20) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:07:44 GMT
I forget who said it,

but I always remember this moment, when some guy was comming out of the woods after using the bathroom and saying: "My leaf had a hole in it"..

that always cracked me up.

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (Maniacboy888) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:46:09 GMT
I watched Thailand's episode three last night, the infamous grindgate. Ghandia says one of the best quotes ever when shes talking about Ted lying "Ass crack hanging out all over the place." Mumbles something else then throws rocks and karate chops a tree. I also love when Ghandia screams and Jan looks up "Wha was that?"

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (smellofawoman) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:16:48 GMT

"I think it'd be a good idea to distract the other team with my cleavage...and for me it would be easy access to distract the guys on the other side." - Ghandia.
"They're gonna be blindfolded!" - Tanya.
"Oh they'll know!" - Ghandia.

Re: Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (ilovekelly752) — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:15:41 GMT

OzarkSurvivor wrote:
One of my favorites:

*Thailand Reunion*

(Jeff asks Jan why she, Helen, and Ted didn't team up at F5 to take out Brian/Clay)

Jan: "Well, the idea had crossed my mind, but Helen had never approached me about that scenario."
Helen: "I did approach you. It was our one chance."
Jan: ".... Oh."

...

Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever

feeds@yuku.com (ilovekelly752) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:38:04 GMT
Here's a few I thought of. Most of them are paraphrased.

Crystal: "You're gonna yell at a grown woman because you didn't get a cookie? That's hands down for a slap."

Crystal: "I'm just gonna say my vote out loud. 'Jeff, I'm tired, I don't feel like going up to the paper, I'll just say my vote right here. Gillian.'"

James: "We're supposed to be doing a challenge, and she cracks up and starts...