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        <title>I don't brake for squirrels. </title>
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        <![CDATA[ Lately I&#39;ve been beset by an army of depressed suicidal squirrels.


While driving to work, they have been leaping into the front of my car.


One squirrel was funny, it stopped, saw me coming (in the car), and did a double take trying to decide which direct to do in...left or right.


It was even funnier when I ran over him.


WHY? What is depressing the squirrels????
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I don't brake for squirrels.  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I didn&#39;t murder him! He threw himself into the front of the car!
<br>
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Oddly, this one stretch of road has a lot of suicidal squirrels.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="7"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">MURDERER!</span></font>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Baby Please wrote:</strong>
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  <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" alt="image"> this brings back awful bicycle memories
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Her cruelness knows no bounds. 
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  It may sound grisly, but we have a whole lot of fat ladies in our county.
</blockquote>I don&#39;t see the connection.  Are ladies getting fat from eating squirrels so the government is trying to eradicate the squirrel population to
address the problem?
<br>
<br>
Not getting it........... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ We have a bounty on squirrels. $2 for every dead squirrel you bring in to City Hall. Stupid politicians! It&#39;s too much trouble to fuck with a dead squirrel
for $2.
<br>
<br>
If they just raised the bount to $10 (for 5 of them), people would be willing to drive the extra mile and squash the extra squirrel.
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It may sound grisly, but we have a whole lot of fat ladies in our county. ]]></description>

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<br> ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">GregBuisIsADick wrote:</strong>
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  But if you don&#39;t brake for squirrels how can you back up over them?
</blockquote>Now <em>that&#39;s</em> funny..
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			<description><![CDATA[ You&#39;re lucky you don&#39;t live in towns where they have white squirrels and the squirrels actually have right of way on the roads.
<br>
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<img src="http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/Whitesquirrel.jpg" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ Did they have hoodies on? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I saw a black squirrel for the first time ever just last week. All the other squirrels are gray. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I looked into the rear mirror....
<br>
<br>
I didn&#39;t see anything.
<br>
<br>
I think he&#39;s wound up in the tire axle. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Lately I&#39;ve been beset by an army of depressed suicidal squirrels.
<br>
<br>
While driving to work, they have been leaping into the front of my car.
<br>
<br>
One squirrel was funny, it stopped, saw me coming (in the car), and did a double take trying to decide which direct to do in...left or right.
<br>
<br>
It was even funnier when I ran over him.
<br>
<br>
WHY? What is depressing the squirrels????
<br> ]]></description>

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