Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/5561/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:17:51 GMT Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:58:04 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/5561/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4126507/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-4126507 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Sigvold) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/4126507 Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:57:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4113007/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-4113007 feeds@yuku.com (Miles Edgeworth) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/4113007 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:29:51 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4109721/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-4109721 Sigvold wrote:
The Tom Green Salad:

Lettuce
Dressing
One nut

(Incidentally this also is the Scott Hamilton salad)
Yes, but you serve the Scott Hamilton version on ice on sequined plate.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/4109721 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:11:32 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4109183/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-4109183
Omarosa Salad
Black Olives
Black Cheese
Black lettuce
Some salad dressing that isnt white ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Miles Edgeworth) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/4109183 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 05:25:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4109044/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-4109044
Lettuce
Dressing
One nut

(Incidentally this also is the Scott Hamilton salad)
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Sigvold) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/4109044 Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:21:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4102850/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-4102850
One skin-on Kosher chicken breast
One VERY sharp knife
One Butane torch
Saran Wrap

1) Using knife, scrape layer of skin off.
2) Repeat
3) Do it again.
4) Now scrape off even more skin
5) See wrinkle, use butane torch to melt it off.
6) Scrape off final layer of skin.
7) Place Saran Wrap on what is left of exposed tissue. Microwave on High for 12 minutes
8) Put on plate long with... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/4102850 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:51:03 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/2289781/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-2289781 BUMP for the new season premiere!!! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/2289781 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:45:18 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475201/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475201 feeds@yuku.com (Miz Mack) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475201 Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:48:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475200/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475200
CUM-A-KAZI

3 parts Wes semen
2 parts Derek semen
1 shot Grey Goose
squeeze of lime
squeeze of Tarek's urethra

Yummy in yo tummy! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (OaktownFunk) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475200 Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:58:17 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475199/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475199 feeds@yuku.com (Miss Alley Shack) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475199 Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:33:35 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475198/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475198
Quote:
Hey Neon...you forgot the Soy Sauce.


Soy sauce is for pussy Americanized Oriental Cuisine. Might as well serve California Roll and call it "sushi". James is the real deal. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (NeonTetra67) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475198 Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:54:54 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475197/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475197 feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475197 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:41:16 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475196/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475196 Carey's Tutti-Frutti Bratwurst

One 2-pound Bratwurst
One 1-pound Bratwurst casing
One Gallon Tutti-Frutti Ice Cream

Stuff 2-pound Bratwurst in 1 pound casing until it you can see each and every detail of it's shape and it looks like the wurst could burst out at any second. Rub ice cream on your naked nipples util they are nice and perky. Place Bratwurst on bed of bright pink Tutti-Frutti and parade it... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475196 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 19:38:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475195/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475195 feeds@yuku.com (RichFreak) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475195 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 17:43:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475194/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475194 James

One bowl of rice
One cat

Mix with chopsticks. Serves 4. Enjoy ]]> feeds@yuku.com (NeonTetra67) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475194 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:47:31 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475193/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475193
Order a thin crust NYC style pizza. When ever anyone asks if that's all you're going to provide get defensive and scream "Oh, yeah. What the hell did you do?" ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RichFreak) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475193 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:45:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475192/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475192
Quote:
Any recipes themed around James, Frank, Nicole, and Stef?


Here's a recipe for Stefani:

- Do nothing.

No one will ask where Stef's dish is because she's been totally invisible. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (managerr) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475192 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:41:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475191/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475191
One cooked Italian sausage
One pound of meatballs in tomato sauce
A quarter pound of parsley

Place sausage on platter. Spoon the meat balls into two equal piles at the end of the sausage so they resemble testicles. Use the parsley to spell out "Tim" next to the sausage. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (RichFreak) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475191 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:37:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475190/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475190 Alla's Artichoke Dip Platter

- Order Artichoke Dip for pick up from Chili's while yelling at worker. Alla get's a rise from belittling people.

Randall's Artichoke Dip Surprise

- Pick up Alla's Artichoke Dip from Chili's and claim as his own creation. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (NeonTetra67) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475190 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:31:51 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/475189/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html#reply-475189
Quote:
Any other recipe ideas?


No, but when other people try to help themselves to your food, you tell them "I don't think so, bitches!" in honor of Randall. Because there's no such thing as a Premiere Partiii. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (managerr) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/475189 Fri, 13 Apr 2007 14:19:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Recipes for an Apprentice Premiere Party!!! ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/5561/t/Recipes-for-an-Apprentice-Premiere-Party-.html
I am so excited about the new Apprentice that I am throwing a party for the first episode with recipes themed to former cast members. Here are a few favorites:


Andrea Dip:
1 16 oz. cuntainer of prepared French Onion Dip
3 4 oz. bottles Red Food Coloring
1 Red Crayola Crayon, melted.

Stir all ingrediants together. Serve with extra-crusty bread cut into expertly-executed graphic designs.


... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (SuitSnob) http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/5561 Tue, 02 Jan 2007 21:17:51 GMT