What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (appaloosa 56) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:24:06 GMT

I'd lecture him about hairy palms, quote some scripture, and take my porn back.

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Runnindownadream74) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:20:19 GMT

Old thread, but:

WesternBulldogs1 wrote:
Dear Admins,

Please bane Phuz for posting one of my family's home movies. I don't know how he found it, but it ain't fittin'. It just ain't fittin'. I can't believe how long my hair was then.

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Archimedes) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:47:30 GMT

What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

I'd get him a whore.... and not some cheap street-walker... a good, high class one.

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feeds@yuku.com (thumbalenae) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:42:16 GMT

did u even WATCH the video Shemeji? fuck.

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feeds@yuku.com (Shemeji Yabara) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:28:19 GMT

Your questions has insidious overtones. Die every day of your life. What would you do if your caught your kid jerking off. 1) Why do anything? 2) Collect your you's and have a tight brown noddie. 3) If schmiff. 4) Your kid, how do you know he's yours? 5) You "caught him," does he still have bruises from that tackle? 6) You caught him jerking off, brilliant. . . Can you swear in a court of law he was not fucking a tree?

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Mel P) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 21:27:58 GMT

TequilaVaquero wrote:

Is she on Facebook?

I suppose she is, like 95% of all college students...WTF does that have to do with anything?

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (TequilaVaquero) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:38:55 GMT

Sloansalad wrote:
You know, I've really got nothing to add to a conversation about small children getting off on bouncy balls. YOU GOT THAT MR LURKING FBI AGENT???

Oh don't be shy, share your experience on this sort of thing.

Mel P wrote:
Well, the babysitting incident happened about 13 years ago...the girl's in college now. I knew that...

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Mel P) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:41:46 GMT

Well, the babysitting incident happened about 13 years ago...the girl's in college now. I knew that kids could stumble upon those feelings, so I wasn't thinking that anything was wrong in the home (I lived downstairs from them in a 2 family house, her mom was one of my closest friends), but it just freaked me out and I didn't know how to deal with it (I'm not a parent myself).

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Lila Fowler) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:55:27 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (Phuz1) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:52:26 GMT

It's obvious that 40 years after the summer of love that we've all become a bunch of prudes who wither at the sight of a stray nipple or naughty man parts.

To hell with that. I'm bringing SEX back.

Who wants to make 2009 the Summer of Fuck?

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feeds@yuku.com (ObservingEgo) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:33:40 GMT

DMB's avi ... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (peanuts4444) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:59:37 GMT

Riliss wrote:
I actually agree mostly. Don't tell the police, but CPS might be interested. Girls don't just start masturbating at that age unless they've been 'activated' as it is.

You don't really believe that do you???

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Je Fa) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:52:36 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (Eagles T Frodo Mt Doom) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:34:37 GMT

finish him off orally :oP

its not rocket science

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feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:09:17 GMT

did she put lube on the Bouncy Ball? Is her name "Sasha Grey"?

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Shagnanigans) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:04:04 GMT

Yeah, it's untrue that children have no sense of pleasure unless they've been molested. More likely, the kid was just enjoying her bouncy ball (and those were totally awesome toys, orgasm or no) and stumbled upon the fact that it just felt good when she rubbed a certain way. I doubt that one day she looked into her toy closet and was like, "I'm gonna go get off with that there."

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 10:02:32 GMT

You know, I've really got nothing to add to a conversation about small children getting off on bouncy balls. YOU GOT THAT MR LURKING FBI AGENT???

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Lila Fowler) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 09:58:44 GMT

Riliss wrote:

Lila Fowler wrote:

Can you imagine the national drama if the PSA used a girl instead . . . oh but, girls never do that icky stuff. Not until they're married and some magical button goes from off to on.

Yes, because we live in the stone age and people still believe that.

...

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 09:55:48 GMT

Remember that joke where the best way to get a dog to stop humping your leg was to pick it up and suck it's cock? It probably wouldn't apply here. Cause it's your kids and all.

best of luck. give the kid a jar of vasoline, and then wink at him. hell totally know you're on to him.

Re: What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 09:42:02 GMT

because they are hung like horses?

What Would You Do If You Caught Your Kid Jacking Off?

feeds@yuku.com (Phuz1) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:26:24 GMT

A word to the wise from the 1970s.