ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (JaniTholeMyDolly) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:27:52 GMT

survivorjb2003 wrote:

JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:

survivorjb2003 wrote:

SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote:

survivorjb2003...

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (GoodNeighborgirl) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:24:16 GMT
I need the tylenol with the damn hydrocodone. One or the other doesn't work for the bad days

ahhh if it's only a recommendation it will take YEARS for them to get anything done thats good for us.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (ColbyRulesAll) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:22:40 GMT
You'll get your refill...this was only a recommendation by an FDA panel, not a decision by the FDA. Nothing has been banned yet.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (GoodNeighborgirl) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:17:20 GMT
When is this shit happening???? I need a refill in like 10 days... fuckers FUCKERS....

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (Lila Fowler) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:18:56 GMT
This actually sounds like a good thing --> no crummy Tylenol in your oxy like Jani said.
Wowee, I got my hands on a fentanyl lollipop a while back: 3 licks and everything's alright / 6 licks and you're in love with everyone and everything / 9 licks and you'd ask for a Cleveland Steamer with a smile on your face

This news can't be because of MJ --> he was straight up trying to put himself in a coma every night.

DRUGS ARE FUN!!!

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (survivorjb2003) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:39:31 GMT

JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:

survivorjb2003 wrote:

SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote:

survivorjb2003 wrote:
You do realize this still means you can get oxycodone, morphine, fentanyl, etc....

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (santoslhalper) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:29:34 GMT
If I have vicodin or percocet I take them first, otherwise I eat advil like a mofo. I started running at the beginning of the year and I couldn't have functioned for a few months without daily advil. I eat four at a time. I wonder what my innards look like?

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (JaniTholeMyDolly) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:07:44 GMT

ColbyRulesAll wrote:
That wasn't very nice!

I rarely use any kind of painkillers anyway, so when I do need one usually 2 ibuprofen tabs are enough to knock me out. My wife, on the other hand, takes them on an almost daily basis. I keep warning her about that but she doesn't listen.
Wait until she stops. She'll get the message loud and clear when she's shitting, vomiting, sweating,...

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (JaniTholeMyDolly) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:03:44 GMT

survivorjb2003 wrote:

SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote:

survivorjb2003 wrote:
You do realize this still means you can get oxycodone, morphine, fentanyl, etc. right?
I don't! That's why I felt the need to start this thread. In my limited...

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (glazerboy) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:01:06 GMT
Xanaxistan.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (billhill) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:44:01 GMT
What WiscBadger said. You can get anything online if you look hard enough you can find it.

My friend got Xanax from Pakistan.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (survivorjb2003) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:37:49 GMT
Ibuprofen can ruin your kidneys if you take too much, so uhhh....it is still not without hazards. As with anything, moderation and following the instructions on the label are your best bet.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (ObservingEgo) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 10:12:09 GMT

In a few weeks I'll be a country in which I one can walk into any pharmacy ... walk up to the counter and request any and all potions/nostrums known to man.

A beautiful [female] pharmacist will then fill my the order and hand it over with exquisitely detailed "directions" ...

No questions asked ... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:59:37 GMT

Is this because of Michael Jackson?

It's probably because of Darvon.

Anyway, everyone knows that a strong batch of Eskimo t.ears can cure extreme pain.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:19:54 GMT
Good thing House already checked into rehab.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (Aunt Pappy) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 09:18:39 GMT
Don't take away my Vicodin!!!

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (Modesty) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:33:05 GMT

Sloansalad wrote:
You know what the eskimoes used as painkillers?
A club to the head?

(I guess I should have said: "It's like being hit on the head with a baseball bat...")

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (WiscBadger95) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:32:50 GMT

SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote:
Vicodin and Percocet are banned. Tylenol is also part of the crackdown. I am having surgery in mere days!!! What does this mean for me? Do I need to stock up on whiskey?
I know of a reliable "Canadian" (read "Chinese") pharmacy that can supply you with plenty of Vicodin.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (Visa Declined) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:30:12 GMT
Ibuprofen actually does something? I assumed it was a placebo.

Re: ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (hollybear141414) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 07:28:37 GMT
Ibuprofen is my best friend<3

ZOMG The Gubmint Just Banned Painkillers

feeds@yuku.com (SardonicallyIrrelevant) — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:39:40 GMT
Vicodin and Percocet are banned. Tylenol is also part of the crackdown. I am having surgery in mere days!!! What does this mean for me? Do I need to stock up on whiskey?