Father Who Ditched NINE Kids Has Twins on the Way

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feeds@yuku.com (NewOrleansIsSinking) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:08:36 GMT

God , i can't even get a date.

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feeds@yuku.com (Creeping Ivy) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:51:27 GMT

The only thing that idiot should be the father of is a pet rock. And he'd probably fuck even that up.

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feeds@yuku.com (snowboarders only) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:12:07 GMT

RebelJane? What led her parents to name her that?

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feeds@yuku.com (UndifferentCow) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 19:04:37 GMT

I think he's eye fucking us...

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feeds@yuku.com (Pahrump Mania) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:59:45 GMT

Rusty Yates has also bred again.

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feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:55:12 GMT

Honestly, women who willingly fuck a dude who wears his hat on backwards should have their ovaries removed

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feeds@yuku.com (RomCen) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:31:33 GMT

Why would anyone want to have this guy's spawn in the first place? I know Nebraska is boring, but dayum.

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feeds@yuku.com (frisbeehead) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:29:26 GMT

He's probably religious and thinks that birth control is a sin.

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feeds@yuku.com (Shagnanigans) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:15:48 GMT

Oh well, he's in the clear then. No one playing that game has ever been laid.

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feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:12:09 GMT

Looks just like a dude I used to play in Lord of the Rings Risk.

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feeds@yuku.com (Aunt Pappy) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:09:51 GMT

And he hasn't been neutered yet because.....?

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feeds@yuku.com (Dharmit) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:21:31 GMT

::snicker:: Rebeljane

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feeds@yuku.com (FourWholeChickens) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:18:59 GMT

so, I'm guessing they don't take food stamps for rubbers, huh?

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feeds@yuku.com (robbiefan) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:16:17 GMT

Obviously, this is jon gosselin's future.

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feeds@yuku.com (Ohailno) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:11:12 GMT

Ohailno wrote:
Kathie Osterman, a spokeswoman for Nebraska's Department of Health and Human Services, said the Staton family had received more than $995,000 in government aid as of last fall, including an estimated $600,000 in food stamps and more than $100,000 in Medicaid.

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feeds@yuku.com (Bowie) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:01:55 GMT
Sometimes I think it's really rather disgusting that having mind-blowing orgasms creates helpless new people. EDIT: If you're straight.

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feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:53:59 GMT
but what else is there to do in Nebraska but fuck?

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feeds@yuku.com (frisbeehead) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:53:03 GMT
He should hook up with Octomom.

Father Who Ditched NINE Kids Has Twins on the Way

feeds@yuku.com (Ohailno) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:48:23 GMT

The Nebraska man who abandoned his nine children under the state's Safe Haven law last year is expecting to become the father of twins, FOXNews.com has learned.

Gary Staton, 37, became a single father in February 2007 when his wife, RebelJane, died of a cerebral aneurysm shortly after giving birth to the couple's ninth child. Unable to handle the burden alone, Staton made...