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        <![CDATA[ Love or hate her, she gives the best backhanded compliments, like Trump said.

Imagine Ivana got to tell Bush that he won the election.
&quot;You won the election, and by that I mean only half the population hates your guts.&quot;

or Ivana got to tell Rupert he won America's Tribal Council.
&quot;You won a million dollars from America, which means you're too stupid to actually win the damn game so they had to give you some pity money so you stop whining.&quot;

I'm sure you've got plenty more. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Say It Like Ivana Would ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ivana  had quite the interesting wedding the other day and by interesting I mean really creepy.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Say It Like Ivana Would ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Poor Ivana... My liked Apprentice 2 contestant.
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I miss her for the past three and a half years.
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			<description><![CDATA[ I was just about to say the same thing. Ivana is the mom (and Trumpy&#39;s first wife). ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Say It Like Ivana Would ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ivanka is not Ivana.
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Edited to add and correct link: http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Apprentice_2/candidates/ivana.shtml
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ivanka sucks for keeping Trace in the game. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ivana no longer strip again as I posted my ApprenticeFan30 account three years ago.
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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;It's a good thing you know how to hang signs so well because your banner measuring pretty much sucks&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Mr. Trump, I respect the fact that you called Michelle a &quot;quitter&quot;, and by that I mean I knew you'd have to stretch out the board room for 10 extra minutes to get precious footage for your tanking show, so you just ended up looking foolish by going on and on about quitting when everyone at home knows that your businesses are failing and no one wants a job with you anymore besides recruits off of MySpace and wannabe actors.&quot;<br>
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&quot;James, you were a superstar on... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ To roadblocker:  &quot;I applaud his decision to bump... from (6/21/06 11:15 pm).&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;I would LOVE to do an ALL-STAR apprentice if you call getting your tooth pulled without novicane in a Columbia crack house love.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:large;"><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>A-</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br>
<br>
Ivana's thread lives on longer than I thought, just like she survived Apprentice longer than I thought<br>
<br>
<br>
A++ Thread gets so big that it forces the administrators to make a new forum (aka Apprentice and Lost)<br>
A+ Sticky material/M.I. material<br>
A A must read, most likely will never fall off page 20<br>
B Above Average... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Tammy: &quot;Sean, I love you too, and by that I mean I would rather be fucked by a rusty chainsaw than touch your dick.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Lee you look like a well rested capitol hill power broker, by that I mean you are a frickin politician with everyone who takes off challenges for &quot;holidays&quot; and you have the intelligence to screw in and purchase/sell lightbulbs&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ^<br>
She is named after her mother, Ivana and the &quot;k&quot; in Ivan<!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>k</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->a, translates to darling Ivana.  Putting a &quot;K&quot; in somone's name is a Europena term of endearment.<br>
<br>
<br>
Back on Topc<br>
<br>
<br>
Sean/Lee:  &quot;Mr. Trump, I would consider it to be a huge honor to work for you and by that I mean, I hope to have as much hair, two ass-kissing collegues and my very own TV show, someday&quot;. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ivanka is not a real blonde.<br>
<br>
And what the hell type of name is &quot;Ivanka&quot; anyway? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Love or hate her, she gives the best backhanded compliments, like Trump said.<br>
<br>
Imagine Ivana got to tell Bush that he won the election.<br>
&quot;You won the election, and by that I mean only half the population hates your guts.&quot;<br>
<br>
or Ivana got to tell Rupert he won America's Tribal Council.<br>
&quot;You won a million dollars from America, which means you're too stupid to actually win the damn game so they had to give you some pity money so you stop whining.&quot;<br>... ]]></description>

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