Comfort Wipe: Greatest. Fucking. Invention. EVER.

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feeds@yuku.com (Survivor Boy) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:27:04 GMT

This is the greatest invention in the history of mankind.

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feeds@yuku.com (Snuffy Smiff) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:49:43 GMT

Hotlantan is really into this thread!

::backs slowly away while politely declining to shake hands::

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feeds@yuku.com (Hotlantan) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:34:25 GMT

Make Your Ordinary Toilet Paper Extraordinary, And Slightly Damp

You know who uses dry, ordinary toilet paper? Poor...

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feeds@yuku.com (Nods) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:53:34 GMT

UndifferentCow wrote:
Nice visual of you waving a shit smeared stick..

Well that is how some lucky lady landed Sadlama

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feeds@yuku.com (UndifferentCow) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:03:28 GMT

Nice visual of you waving a shit smeared stick..

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feeds@yuku.com (Shemeji Yabara) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:01:02 GMT

I use mine as a magic wand when I role-play Dorothy

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feeds@yuku.com (thriving sobi) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:49:34 GMT

that is just sad.

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feeds@yuku.com (UndifferentCow) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:41:43 GMT

I posted this a week ago in the picture thread! :|

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feeds@yuku.com (factoryhurl) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:29:19 GMT

yeah! no more mud butt.

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feeds@yuku.com (dmb154678) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:25:33 GMT

no more indignity for me!!!!! this is the greatest invention since 1886!!!!!

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feeds@yuku.com (Pixelthetic) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 12:37:13 GMT

My ass-wiping wrist really hurts today for some reason. I wonder if this would help.

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feeds@yuku.com (Hotlantan) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:55:51 GMT

Now see, if this man had a Comfort Wipe he could have defended himself...
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http://www.wpbf.com/news/19735465/detail.html

A 61-year-old man was robbed while sitting on the toilet in the bathroom of a Fort...

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feeds@yuku.com (Hotlantan) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 11:03:28 GMT

What toilet paper innovation happened in the 1880s?
What are the advantages of being a "big guy"?
Why would anyone want to use a toilet paper holder as a shower brush?
How do you keep Comfort Wipe sanitary after each time you use it to wipe shit from your ass?

Yet another infomercial that raises more questions than it...

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feeds@yuku.com (Ohailno) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:06:33 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (bluesboi) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:49:05 GMT

Anyone wanna guess as to how long before one of those ends up in a gay pron video?

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feeds@yuku.com (Eugene Schwindlemyer) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:43:40 GMT

That actor (actress?) better call her agent and fire him.

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feeds@yuku.com (unpretentious username) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:40:30 GMT

All I could think of was bart Simpson for some reason

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feeds@yuku.com (Shemeji Yabara) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:55:38 GMT

First you wipe your ass, then you scrub your shoulders? Unhygenic. "Anatomically designed" (a sextoy in disguise). Vive le bidet!

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feeds@yuku.com (Snakes And Arrows) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:48:24 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (viva la blonde) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:34:48 GMT

if you can't reach your asshole how are you able to reach your mouth to continue eating?

Comfort Wipe: Greatest. Fucking. Invention. EVER.

feeds@yuku.com (Ohailno) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:13:49 GMT