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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The popcorn fork  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  chlamydia? someone&#39;s putting their twat in the popcorn bowl?
</blockquote>You ain&#39;t seen the pictures? 
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  Umsies, I used to work in a movie theatre and you&#39;d be lucky if it were last night&#39;s batch. We&#39;d put the popcorn into large yellow bags in the
  back room with the mice and roaches and sometimes it would be 2 or 3 days old when it was poured out &quot;fresh&quot; into the display counter. And then,
  since that always went at the... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The popcorn fork  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The perfect Xmas gift! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The popcorn fork  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4533676/t/The-popcorn-fork.html#reply-4533676</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Fact: popcorn eaters are pyschologically disturbed. They feel the need to constantly shove articles in their maw, in order to distract themselves from the void
that is their existence.
<br>
<br>
Popcorn has no flavour. Got it? Capiche? NONE. It&#39;s only flavour is the butter and salt you pour on it.
<br>
<br>
Deal. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:59:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The popcorn fork  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4533443/t/The-popcorn-fork.html#reply-4533443</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ That thing is the tool of the devil.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:35:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The popcorn fork  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ My microwave popcorn smelled just fine yesterday.
<br>
<br>
And I was extra careful and only got my laptop a little bit greasy. Yay me! ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4532991/t/The-popcorn-fork.html#reply-4532991</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ or how the roof of your mouth gets coated in that gross fake &quot;butter&quot; ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The popcorn fork  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">MrsT715 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Microwave popcorn smells like vomit.
</blockquote><font size="1"><br>
I always thought it smells more like dirty stinky feet.
<br>
<br>
And what about those horrible husks that make me cough???  
<br></font>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4532755/t/The-popcorn-fork.html#reply-4532755</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ omg i need a father&#39;s day gift and my dad loves popcorn but he hates chop sticks so he would pretty much never ever use this.
<br>
<br>
dilemma. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ well duh ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Did you shit on that, Diane?
<br>
<br>
If so, ATTA GIRL! *high-fives* ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4532192/t/The-popcorn-fork.html#reply-4532192</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Yay thanks! &lt;3 ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img height="380" src="http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4675077/94008-main_Full.jpg" width="500" alt="image">

<p><br></p>This is for you Amy. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t really get popcorn. People just use it as a way to consume salted butter with less guilt, right? ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">StarringAmy wrote:</strong>
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  I don&#39;t eat popcorn at the movies.  I feel like it&#39;s rude because popcorn is loud and plus i&#39;d rather have candy.... UNLESS it&#39;s chocolate
  covered popcorn then omg yay! &lt;3  When I go to the movies with my mom she microwaves a bag of popcorn and sticks it in her purse.
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
<br>
Could you BE any trashier? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">ashley madison wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  what kind of lady says &#39;twat&#39;?
</blockquote>
<br>
What if the lady said twat butt?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t eat popcorn at the movies.  I feel like it&#39;s rude because popcorn is loud and plus i&#39;d rather have candy.... UNLESS it&#39;s chocolate
covered popcorn then omg yay! &lt;3  When I go to the movies with my mom she microwaves a bag of popcorn and sticks it in her purse. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">ashley madison wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  what kind of lady says &#39;twat&#39;?
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
<br>
You? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Man, I&#39;m eating microwave popcorn right now and could totally use the fork...
<br>
<br>
My laptop keyboard&#39;s gonna get so greasy <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4505427/t/The-popcorn-fork.html#reply-4505427</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ twat is better than cunny
<br>
<br>
and I love a blog that&#39;s called My Boyfriend is a Twat ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/4505420/t/The-popcorn-fork.html#reply-4505420</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;ll take another ugly tie or magazine subscription please :\ ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The popcorn fork  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.thekitchn.com/ol-images/kitchen/uploads/2007_09_12-PopcornFork.jpg" alt="image">
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The perfect father&#39;s day gift! ]]></description>

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