Neighbor loathing

Re: Neighbor loathing

feeds@yuku.com (Duke of Nerd) — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:35:11 GMT

Siouxzie would not eat harmburger....she would smell the rat poison in it and turn her nose up.

Dogs are stupid....they even eat their own shit.

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feeds@yuku.com (Meanpeoplesuck1) — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:30:29 GMT

What if someone were to feed Siouxzie a harmburger? How would you feel then?

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feeds@yuku.com (Duke of Nerd) — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:28:56 GMT

heh....I kinda like my typo up there......."rat poison and harmburger".

"Here doggie....NICE doggie! Would doggie like some harmburger? Have some more harmburger....I made it just for you."

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feeds@yuku.com (Duke of Nerd) — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:26:49 GMT

Dave715 wrote:

I grew up in a small town on a farm. We were taught to help our neighbors without question.

TRANSLATION: Cletus715 had a lot of sex with goats and his sister.

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feeds@yuku.com (Meanpeoplesuck1) — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:23:48 GMT

That's not very nice.

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feeds@yuku.com (Duke of Nerd) — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:22:22 GMT

I was watching my two gay renter neighbors move this morning......I LOVED them.
They even gave me a laundry basket full of good beers.

I'm rather nervous as to who the new renters will be.

So help me...I so much as see a dog.........................I'm buying rat poison and harmburger.

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feeds@yuku.com (Je Fa) — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:41:01 GMT

I have always loathed Neighbours

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feeds@yuku.com (kinghouseplant) — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:37:10 GMT

I'm the neighbor everyone hates. Srry.

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feeds@yuku.com (viva la blonde) — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:32:07 GMT

i found out the reasoning for the chickie next door using my parking spaces: she has a hair salon in her house and she told her customers to park on the left (my) side. she's unliscensed, uninsured, unzoned, on section 8 and she's going to risk pissing me off so she has extra parking spaces? good move dumbass

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feeds@yuku.com (Cleofuss) — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:28:25 GMT

The neighbors with asphalt driveways all had their driveways sealed the other day so there were many cars parked on the street. My lazy-ass neighbors across the street would park their cars facing against traffic in front of their house.

Yeah, cause the extra 20 seconds it takes you to turn the car around and face your vehicle WITH the flow of traffic is SO valuable to you. Assholes.

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feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:52:04 GMT

My upstairs neighbors are a pip. The mother, if you can call her that, is a fat, lazy piece of shit who plays music at 11pm at night. She also lets her two daughters run wild. The first summer they were hear I could hear the kids running about at 3am, and they are only 7 and 8.

The eldest daughter is a mouth with feet. One time they were playing their music loud and my mother took the broom and banged on the ceiling with the handle, and miraculously they shut up. After a while, they...

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feeds@yuku.com (Mrpoopypants) — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:29:36 GMT

I used to live by Jeffrey Dahmer ..do I geta prize or something ?

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feeds@yuku.com (isjusme) — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:50:15 GMT

Mrpoopypants wrote:
You bastard .. how can live with yourself ?

Not very easily, but no one else will do it.

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feeds@yuku.com (kf59) — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:06:21 GMT

Our son is six. We have neighbors who each have seven year-old boys. One is an immigrant couple, he's Indian and she's South American I think. They're both something like 2nd generation Americans and yet she is one of the biggest bigots I've ever met. The other kid's father is a local cop who does nothing but yell at his son. The kid has turned into a realy sneaky weasel. When they play with my kid one on one they're fine. When the three of them get together the older...

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feeds@yuku.com (jgabler) — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:40:11 GMT

In this case, I am the bad neighbour, (or at least the guy staying with me at the time was).

He fucked my neighbour's wife, and he was none too pleased when he found out about it. He came round one Sunday morning and demanded to know where my housemate was.

Thank God he was at work at the time. Although the husband was a pussy and would've got his arse kicked, but it was still uncomfortable for a few months until they sold the house.

My housemate stayed...

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feeds@yuku.com (zippityboomboom) — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:17:31 GMT

Meanpeoplesuck1 wrote:
The only neighbor I loathe is a stupid Mary Kay bitch. She is fucking ruthless to get you to buy that crap. She drones on and on about how she has her own business (that's what she calls her MK ) and how successful she is. Blah blah blah.

More than once she has called me and I didn't answer, so she shows...

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feeds@yuku.com (Mrpoopypants) — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:16:41 GMT

You bastard .. how can live with yourself ?

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feeds@yuku.com (isjusme) — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:40:20 GMT

Judging by the replies, it would seem that I am the neighborhood loathee.

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feeds@yuku.com (Mrpoopypants) — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:27:49 GMT

Kill her with an eyeliner pencil, its only fitting.

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feeds@yuku.com (Meanpeoplesuck1) — Sun, 17 May 2009 18:51:52 GMT

The only neighbor I loathe is a stupid Mary Kay bitch. She is fucking ruthless to get you to buy that crap. She drones on and on about how she has her own business (that's what she calls her MK ) and how successful she is. Blah blah blah.

More than once she has called me and I didn't answer, so she shows up on my doorstep 10 min later. Jesus bitch, if I don't answer my phone what makes you think I want to...

Neighbor loathing

feeds@yuku.com (Zeep) — Sun, 17 May 2009 08:12:15 GMT

Currently, I have two on my list:

1) The wake-and-bake dipshit who lives above me and smokes so much dope it makes my unit smell like the inside of a particularly unsanitary bong.

2) The "loud pipes save lives" motorcyclist who parks below my bedroom window when he arrives home at 5am. Those loud pipes aren't going to do him any favors when I reach my breaking point.

Tell me about the objects of your hatred.