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Hi my name is Julia Roberts, and I am here for the next hour to host this telethon. As you know, on Sunday May 3, 2009 sucks was hit by a class 10
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families had sex were lost. Sadly none of the bad ghosties (ghoost, fokkerdr1, etc) got memory holed, *weeps*. We are asking you, the American public (who
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  <strong class="quote-title">platinumtlc wrote:</strong>
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  I called and got Darrel. UGH.
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HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE TELETHON!
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FUCK!
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<font size="1">*someone call the cops on Darrel I think he is gonna try to grope Chenbot*</font>
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  <strong class="quote-title">The Black Diva wrote:</strong>
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  WHERE IS FEMAGRL1988?
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  <br>
  Or YemaGrl1988... oh yeah, gone. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" alt="image">
</blockquote>What happened to YemaGoddess?
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Craptaculous wrote:</strong>
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  Jtforthemillion - I&#39;ll outbid ya every time.
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  (I&#39;m a chick, CAPS - it&#39;s me in my avatar!)
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sorry the price was $2 and I paid and have a receipt...you snoooze you lose
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OH SRY, EDIT TIME
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Cuauhtemoc Gilmore wrote:</strong>
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</blockquote>plz tell me you h8 kelly so that it can be balanced between us?
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">The Black Diva wrote:</strong>
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  WHERE IS FEMAGRL1988?
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  Or YemaGrl1988... oh yeah, gone. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ WHERE IS FEMAGRL1988?
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Or YemaGrl1988... oh yeah, gone. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;ll donate if LibraGODDESS answers the phone!!!!!! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Mrpoopypants wrote:</strong>
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  2 dollars or two chickens and a bushel of corn
</blockquote><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ok here&#39;s 2 dollars since I&#39;m out of corn</span>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">How much do I have to donate to be able to do JT? I have my c<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">heckbook
ready......</span>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p> I just saw Spicoli on some thread trying to save us all!
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someone pump a couple  rounds into his head hes making things worse!</p> ]]></description>

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Hi my name is Julia Roberts, and I am here for the next hour to host this telethon. As you know, on Sunday May 3, 2009 sucks was hit by a class 10
hurricanecyclonicretardationshitstorm where most of sucks hugest threads got owned. Thousands of posts died, businesses destroyed, houses where inbred white
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