Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (hamandcheesesandwich) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:38:58 GMT

Mateui wrote:
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Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (The Nigerian Scammer) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:06:42 GMT

Slam Duncan wrote:
I really think Rupert could do better work with these kids if he went all "SCARED STRAIGHT" on them. You know, have Rupert miss a few showers, put on his tie dye gear, get a little wild-eyed...then put these kids in a cell with him for a couple of hours! Talk about a life changer! They'd be so freakin' scared they'd do whatever it took to avoid prison!

Right-we don't...

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (Mateui) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:56:40 GMT

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Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (Nathair) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:52:01 GMT

What do you call 3 Ambers under a christmas tree?

HO! HO! HO!

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (Slam Duncan) — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:02:41 GMT

I really think Rupert could do better work with these kids if he went all "SCARED STRAIGHT" on them. You know, have Rupert miss a few showers, put on his tie dye gear, get a little wild-eyed...then put these kids in a cell with him for a couple of hours! Talk about a life changer! They'd be so freakin' scared they'd do whatever it took to avoid prison!

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (trickmind) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:01:23 GMT

@ the last several posts.

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (The Nigerian Scammer) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:12:40 GMT

booga booga chicken george wrote:
you do not pass

Leave Bruce's colon out of this.

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (fsmdud) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:05:15 GMT

booga booga chicken george wrote:
you do not pass

Your mother should have said this to you during the second trimester and walked on down to her neighborhood Planned Parenthood.

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (hamandcheesesandwich) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:54:33 GMT

OMG BBCG is back!

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (MikeHaggarKJ) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:44:33 GMT

god that video makes me hate rupert even more. HATE.
does he really think that patting those kids on the back and telling them to fight hard or whatever is going to help them? go to a real psychiatrist, find out the problem and do something about it.
that kind of mentoring crap is total bullshit. it doesnt help those kids. it might make them FEEL better for the rest of the day: but unless you get someone who's actually educated and knows how problems of the kinds that those kids...

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (booga booga chicken george) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:39:01 GMT

this thread does not meet the standard for laughters. you do not pass

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (MikeHaggarKJ) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:37:21 GMT

JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:
Why did Coach cross the road?

So he could later claim he traveled 2,000 miles by foot, was bitten by a snake, survived a wolf attack and found his uncle "Clouds Rolling Over."

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (Thailandsurvivor) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:30:47 GMT

hamandcheesesandwich wrote:
I don't get it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (hamandcheesesandwich) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:08:51 GMT

I don't get it

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (Fokkerdr1) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:42:48 GMT

What did Rupert say to the priest......Hey save some for me pal!

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (Thailandsurvivor) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 14:50:39 GMT

Canadian Model wrote:
How did Rupert perform sexual harrasment on the Rupert's Kids secretary?

Either I'm going to go into my office right now and masturbate, or your going to lose your job!

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (fsmdud) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:57:22 GMT

Yo' mommas so fat that when she got sent to Exile Island, the island became the hidden immunity idol.

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How do you find a Survivor contestant at the mall?

Look in the trash bin.

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (The Nigerian Scammer) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 11:31:56 GMT

Rupert and James are digging a swimming pool together one day, when James needs to take a leak. Not being the bashful type, James whips it out and lets loose on a palate of Portland cement, narrowly missing Rupert's Jerry Garcia lunch box. Rupert's eyes widen in astonishment and admiration, and he says to James "Jesus, Mary and Joseph, James--that's a schlong befitting a pirate! How can I grow a whacker like that?" James finishes his business, wipes his dick on...

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (Slam Duncan) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:46:16 GMT

James walks into a bar. Bartender says "HEY!! We don't serve your kind in here!"

James says, "What?? You don't serve BLACK people????"

Bartender says, "No, we don't serve STUPID people!"

Re: Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (Canadian Model) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:30:26 GMT

How did Rupert perform sexual harrasment on the Rupert's Kids secretary?

Either I'm going to go into my office right now and masturbate, or your going to lose your job!

Survivor Jokes

feeds@yuku.com (fsmdud) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:38:18 GMT

So one day, a man walked into a bar...

... and two days later, he was competing on the newest season of Survivor. He recognized 4 of the other cast members - he met them at that same bar that night.

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How many Survivors does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Infinity. The first Survivor finds the lightbulb on an island and creates a fake lightbulb to put in its place. The second...