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I was expecting it to taste like a chocolate bar, wherein one has paid $3.00 worth.


But no.


I was disappointed. It does not taste like a $3.00 chocolate bar, but a 0.25 cent chocolate bar, made by a blind monkey.



What&#39;s worse is that 10% is donated to save endangered species. 



I better get a thank you note from the damn monkey.

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I just paid $3.00 for dark chocolate  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Dark chocolate chciks are the best. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">bitwrangler wrote:</strong>
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  the only dark chocolate worth eating is VALRHONA.
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  <img alt="image" src="http://www.worldwidechocolate.com/sitebuilder/images/le_noir_amer70-156x299.jpg">
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X
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The 85% one is even better ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Dark chocolate is my favorite! &lt;3 ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Life Lesson: Never buy dark chocolate. EVER. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">WiscBadger95 wrote:</strong>
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  10% of the profits go to species, habitat adn humanity. The key word there being <strong>humanity</strong>. I&#39;ll bet the &quot;human&quot; it goes to is
  fucking con artist.
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  <strong class="quote-title">SirPaulMuaddib wrote:</strong>
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   <font size="3">I just paid $3.00 for dark chocolate</font>
</blockquote>Did anyone give the obligatory &quot;that was one cheap whore?&quot; response yet?
<br>
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If so, um... never mind.
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			<description><![CDATA[ If it&#39;s good dark chocolate, it&#39;s decadently rich.  I went to a wine party over the weekend and they served these:
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  <strong class="quote-title">Yuku Blows Goats wrote:</strong>
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  I think &quot;hemp&quot; is highly overrated
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<br>
<font size="1"><strike>Was it a <em>World&#39;s Finest</em> ... ???</strike>
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			<description><![CDATA[ the only edible chocolate is this
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/endangered-species-1.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
I was expecting it to taste like a chocolate bar, wherein one has paid $3.00 worth.
<br>
<br>
But no.
<br>
<br>
I was disappointed. It does not taste like a $3.00 chocolate bar, but a 0.25 cent chocolate bar, made by a blind monkey.
<br>
<br>
<br>
What&#39;s worse is that 10% is donated to save endangered species. 
<br>
<br>
<br>
I better get a thank you note from the damn monkey.... ]]></description>

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