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        <![CDATA[ Will this be the most inappropriately used toy ever in
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Elmo&#39;s Tickle Hands Debut at Toy Fair


Mattel&#39;s not coming out with a new Elmo doll this
year. Instead they will be releasing Elmo Tickle Hands, which are red, furry interactive Elmo hands that children can wear. The hands vibrate and make giggling
noises when they are touched to any surface. The hands will be less expensive than the Elmo dolls. They are expected to retail for $29.99. There will also be a
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<span style="font-style: italic;">A little to the left, Holly.</span> &lt;3
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			<description><![CDATA[ This heralds the comeback of the bushy vadge. Shaved beavers watch out! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Even <span style="font-weight: bold;">I&#39;m</span> creeped out right about now.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">airshowpilot wrote:</strong>
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    <strong class="quote-title">hollybear141414 wrote:</strong>
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    children should be encouraged to explore their bodies. I wish I had a tickle glove when I was little. <img alt="image" src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif">
  </blockquote>...and I wish I were a tickle glove.
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oh what fun i would have with you as my tickle... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ AH HAHAHA HEE HEE
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AH HAHAHA HEE HEE
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AH HAHAHA HEE HEE ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ VagueAssGay is waiting for the unreleased Tickle Me Homo .
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			<description><![CDATA[ This thread really is a fresh hell for me. We had two of those Elmos in the house when the kids were little. They would go off if the phone rang, if a truck
drove by, if the kids started fighting with each other. We called them psycho me Elmos...
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AH HAHAHA HEE HEE
<br>
AH HAHAHA HEE HEE
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AH HAHAHA HEE HEE ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">hollybear141414 wrote:</strong>
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  children should be encouraged to explore their bodies. I wish I had a tickle glove when I was little. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" alt="image">
</blockquote>...and I wish I were a tickle glove.
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			<description><![CDATA[ children should be encouraged to explore their bodies. I wish I had a tickle glove when I was little. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ AH HAHAHA HEE HEE
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AH HAHAHA HEE HEE
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AH HAHAHA HEE HEE ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh goodness...this is gonna make the little boys start early! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Remembering fondly those Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 broomsticks. :: wipes tear from eye :: ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought that was what rumble feature was for. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ More likely than that it will introduce some rosy cheeked youngsters to the joys of self pleasure. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I&#39;m talking about the slaying of innocence. Some sicko perv is going to use these quality furry tickle hands for their sicko devices. I bet sales in
white vans will go up after Mattel releases this product. W A T C H.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Will Loki use them on the turtles? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Really? I would think it would give you a goooooooooooood feeling. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;ve got a bad feeling about this. Reeeeeelly bad feeling.about this. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ AH HAHAHA HEE HEE
<br>
AH HAHAHA HEE HEE
<br>
AH HAHAHA HEE HEE ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <font color="#333366"><font size="+1"><font size="2"><span style="font-family: Arial;">Will this be the most inappropriately used toy ever in
history?</span></font><strong><br>
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Elmo&#39;s Tickle Hands Debut at Toy Fair</strong></font></font>
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<img src="http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/elmo_tickle_hands.jpg" alt="Elmo Tickle Hands" align="right">Mattel&#39;s not coming out with a new Elmo doll this
year. Instead they will be releasing Elmo Tickle Hands, which are red, furry... ]]></description>

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