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Cucumber-Melon Ball



This creation was inspired by a reader who suggested inserting a cucumber dildo into a melon base so it could be &quot;ridden&quot;. We&#39;ve
gone one better and added vibration and a second ridged cucumber for clit or anal stimulation. Cut two holes in a melon a couple of inches apart. Size the
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 OMMC, &lt;3 the fruities.
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 This one is the definite best, though.
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  Amy I could carve a hole in your oversized head and use it just like the papaya.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
 This thread is fabulous. Major LOLs:
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<blockquote>
  We don&#39;t suggest inserting it, but if you do, cover the entire toy with a condom in case the stalk breaks.
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  Amy I could carve a hole in your oversized head and use it just like the papaya.
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TMI
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> I am so fucking horrified right now! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <a style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: Comic Sans MS;" target="_blank" title="Another Jack-O-Lantern to Get You Going Front &amp; Back!" href="http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/dp.html"><font style="color: rgb(255, 51, 0);" size="3">Another Jack-O-Lantern to Get You Going Front &amp;
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			<description><![CDATA[ More from the same website ...
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<a style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: Comic Sans MS;" title="How To Make a Special Favor for Your Next Halloween Party!" target="_blank" href="http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/"><font style="color: rgb(255, 51, 0);" size="3">How To Make a Special Favor for Your Next Halloween Party!</font></a>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought I would have to resort to fucking my comatose cousin. Now I can fuck a vegetable in the privacy of my own home. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ OH MY <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
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<strong>English Cucumber Double Dildo</strong>

<p><img height="300" src="http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/img/vibe-3.jpg" width="400" border="0" alt="image"></p>

<p align="left">You and a friend can share your love of produce with this two-ended toy. Select the longest English cucumber you can find. One with a curve to
it is ideal. Near the center of the cuke, carve out two... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <font style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-style: italic;" size="3">Check out the clit tickler on this one ... <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> ...</font>
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<strong>Japanese Eggplant Wand</strong>

<p><img src="http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/img/vibe-2.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="300" alt="image"></p>

<p align="left">These elegant eggplants have many advantages as a sex toy - they&#39;re long, smooth, slightly... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This may encourage people to get their full daily allowance of fruits and veggies. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ this should totally be merged with that other gae thread ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t know why I thought I could come in here and talk about baking.
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<strong>Cucumber-Melon Ball</strong>

<p><img src="http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/img/vibe-4.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="300" alt="image"></p>

<p align="left">This creation was inspired by a reader who suggested inserting a cucumber dildo into a melon base so it could be &quot;ridden&quot;. We&#39;ve
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