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        <![CDATA[ Practicing abstinence, bride and groom have never kissed


  -Vikki Ortiz

  November 29, 2008



  
  

  Melody LaLuz kisses fiance Claudaniel Fabien, but only on the cheek, during their rehearsal dinner party
  Friday night in Elmwood Park. (Tribune photo by Charles Cherney / November 28, 2008)
  



  When the officiant tells Claudaniel Fabien he can kiss his bride at the altar Saturday, no one will fault the couple
  for a little &quot;should I tilt my head this way, or that way?&quot;... ]]>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Why do people feel the need to announce their sexual &quot;status&quot;? Gay or straight, virgin or whore, who really gives a fuck as long as they&#39;re not
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			<description><![CDATA[ Meh, they&#39;re adults. If they wanted to do it that way, more power to them. I think they&#39;re silly and stupid and that their wedding night probably
sucked ass , but whatever.
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It&#39;s telling teenagers and children that this is the only way to do things (i.e, so called &#39;abstinence counselors&#39;) that I take issue with. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You know what sucks... when like every station you turn on t.v. is some religous preaching thing... it&#39;s so lame! ARG!!!!!!!!!!!! X( It makes me feel like
throwing my t.v.. Maybe I should go on t.v. and tell everyone how God is make believe just like the Easter Bunny. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Eurytol wrote:</strong>
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  <br>
  Plus it&#39;d give Jesus bad publicity.
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</blockquote>Isn&#39;t against The Bible book to go on newspapers/internet/t.v./radio and so on to preach about religous things?
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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  I give it less than 2 years, before they break up
</blockquote>Why?  I&#39;d actually be surprised if they got divorced, seems to me that they are more likely than others to stay together. 
<br>
<br>
Plus it&#39;d give Jesus bad publicity. 
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  <strong class="quote-title">Eurytol wrote:</strong>
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  Didn&#39;t work out that way for me, but I admire anyone who puts their Bible where their vagina is.
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humping the bible is wrong on so many levels. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ These people sound like some idiots of nature.
<br>
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&quot;test drive the car before you buy,&quot;
<br>
and then...
<br>
&quot;You can&#39;t take the car out of the parking lot until you pay for it,&quot;
<br>
Um, YES you CAN... it&#39;s called TEST driving.
<br>
Also I was allowed to drive cars out of parking lots without paying for the car... like drivers ed! Oh, and I didn&#39;t pay for the car I have now.. thank you
daddy!!!!!!!! &lt;333333333 I LOVE my dad he is an amazing... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ or immaculate conceptions.  Oh wait. 
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premarital immaculate conception
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			<description><![CDATA[ It was a fucking awesome wrench.
<br>
<br>
And no coats clearly because they hated us. Either that or they were insanely strict. Did I mention that the church was a cult? My mom used to take my older
sister and I door to door in our Sunday best to whore out our church. &quot;Come join our church!&quot; translated to extra cookies with our grilled cheese.
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  How people can be abstinent until marriage boggles my mind...Who wants to commit to a relationship with someone... ]]></description>

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  <dd><span class="story-byline">-Vikki Ortiz</span></dd>

  <dd><span class="story-dateline">November 29, 2008</span></dd>
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