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        <![CDATA[ tsk tsk merkyl. BTW, what were you doing in Florida?



PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a
sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the registered loser became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich,
knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn&#39;t see the road and the man then allegedly
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Merkyl busted for assault with sammich  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Well, if merkyl was a Rhode Islander like Slip, it would have been a grinder... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ French bread would make a good weapon. Fucking French, second only to the Germans in coming up with evil stuff. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ *pokes Merky&#39;s rolls* ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That&#39;s how merkyl rolls ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That commercial makes ME want to hit someone with a sammich. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ mincemeat sammich?
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Florida...so it must been a kosher sammich... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Only a muenster would hit a woman like that. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ He&#39;s in a pickle now ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Both the girl and sammich were Rubenesque ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m going to laugh my butt off if its Jarod from Subway. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Hot peppers can sting! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;ll betcha anything it was a knockwurst. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Open face sammich, I&#39;m guessing. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I mean seriously. Could you imagine trying to hit someone with a sandwich made on soft wheat bread? The contents would fly everywhere. Very impractical. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ If she knew her roll, she might not have been face sammiched. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Knuckle sammich obviously. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I wonder if it was on a sourdough roll. I bet it was. Of all the breads, I think only a sourdough roll could deliver an adequate beating. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ what a ham-fisted attempt ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ tsk tsk merkyl. BTW, what were you doing in Florida?
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<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine"></span>PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a
sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the registered loser became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich,
knocking her glasses off.</p>

<p class="textBodyBlack"><span id="byLine"></span>The victim nearly lost control of the... ]]></description>

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