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        <![CDATA[ I just saw a commercial for a doll that you feed actual &quot;food&quot;.  Then a few minutes later, it says &quot;UH OH!&quot; and you have to run and take it
to this plastic toilet.  It then makes pee and poop noises.  When your daughter lifts the doll from the toilet, it has pee and poop in the toilet.  When you
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Totally Fucked Up Toys...  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ When we were kids, absolutely nothing said, &quot;I love you&quot; more than the gift of Lawn Darts!
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			<description><![CDATA[ These toys are mostly frightening. The plush disease ones are oddly amusing tho.
<br>
<br>
Tampa, NC considers himself high-priced. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Totally Fucked Up Toys...  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">StatelyWayneManor wrote:</strong>
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  <img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1315/1467859547_27dfac90c5.jpg?v=0" alt="image">

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<br>
I have a very bad feeling about this one.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Do they still sell those Harry Potter vibrating broomsticks? Just stick it between your legs and enjoy the ride. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m buying myself a Dora Aquapet for Christmas this year
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">NlGHTCRAWLER wrote:</strong>
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    <strong class="quote-title">TroubleInTampa wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    What about that crazy sex toy you gave to Pencake on his birthday? &gt;_&lt;
  </blockquote>
  <br>
  My penis?
  <br>
</blockquote>That&#39;s all he got?  You cheap bastard!  &gt;: O
<br>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ugh. That is just bad.
<br>
<br>
Does any arcade game counts? I can find one. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s log, it&#39;s log.
<br>
<br>
It&#39;s big. It&#39;s heavy. It&#39;s wood. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh...and apparently the shitting doll goes again after like 5 minutes. She must have colitis. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TroubleInTampa wrote:</strong>
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  What about that crazy sex toy you gave to Pencake on his birthday? &gt;_&lt;
</blockquote>
<br>
My penis?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Bag&#39;O&#39;Glass&quot;
<br>
<br>
Sharp shards of broken glass packaged in a multi-color polyester 5-mil bag. Comes in 2, 5, and 10 pound bags. Fireproof and child-proof.
<br>
Play catch, use it like a soccer ball, or use it as a fun swim toy in the pool.
<br>
You&#39;ll never be bored with your own special &quot;Bag&#39;O&#39;Glass&quot;!!!
<br>
<br>
On the sand, in the Grass
<br>
Watch out or you&#39;ll cut your ass
<br>
With &quot;Bag&#39;O&#39;Glass&quot;!!!
<br>
<br>
<br>
No... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Those stuffed diseases are so funny.  I like the fat cell. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Wrong kind of toy?
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.pubhousedialogues.com/media/blogs/IdiotFreeAm/JesusButtPlug.JPG" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> w/ SWM ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The disease ones are really weird. Especially the pictures people took of their stuffed diseases. Very weird. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ OMG I should totally buy one of those for my Public Health professor.  <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Poor unloved Gonorrhea. Everybody wants Syphillis; nobody wants Gonorrhea.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Toxic mold is really cute too. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I just saw a commercial for a doll that you feed actual &quot;food&quot;.  Then a few minutes later, it says &quot;UH OH!&quot; and you have to run and take it
to this plastic toilet.  It then makes pee and poop noises.  When your daughter lifts the doll from the toilet, it has pee and poop in the toilet.  When you
flush it, the pee and poop flips over to reveal clean water.
<br>
<br>
That&#39;s creepy and gross......but pretty normal, right?
<br>
<br>
Well, the next commercial showed a baby... ]]></description>

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