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Don&#39;t get me wrong: it&#39;s not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head. It&#39;s what good posture says about her. A woman who
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2. True Grit


Men know that women cry. Men know that women can get hurt. Men want to be there... ]]>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">WiscBadger95 wrote:</strong>
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  <ol>
    <li>Fellatio</li>

    <li>Intercourse</li>
  </ol>
</blockquote>Just realized I left something off my list from the other day ...
<br>
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3.  Hates receiving cunnilingus
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			<description><![CDATA[ 9. Don&#39;t seek advice on yahoo.com ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Fucking Sucks wrote:</strong>
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  &quot;<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Show a guy a woman who knows her way around systems, networks, and connections, and he&#39;ll be dazzled by her smarts
  - and appreciate her talents.</span>&quot;
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  ...And will not be concerned at all that she knows how to dredge up his browser history and Google searches. 
  <br>
    
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			<description><![CDATA[ Wow, what a great list that is.
<br>
<br>
<br>
&quot;<span style="font-style: italic;">Don&#39;t get me wrong: it&#39;s not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head.</span>&quot;
<br>
Says who?
<br>
<br>
&quot;<span style="font-style: italic;">Before you throw e-daggers my way, I&#39;m not suggesting that it&#39;s not OK to cry or that women shouldn&#39;t seek
proper attention when they&#39;re in pain, either physically or emotionally.</span>&quot;
<br>
This qualifier... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">AeroChild wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  I can&#39;t WAIT to use &quot;piss fucking hell&quot; in a sentence
</blockquote>Ditto that! That&#39;s even better than a metric f.uck ton!
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Angela in WI wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  can make a mean sammich loaf
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
Will you marry me? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ 1. Not a cripple
<br>
2. Won&#39;t cry when you leave her for a younger woman
<br>
3. Nice smelling hair covered up with a baseball hat
<br>
4. Can find you better porn
<br>
5. See #3
<br>
6. Won&#39;t break the bank by buying outrageously expensive lingerie
<br>
7. Dirty (but with nice smelling hair!)
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8. Retarded
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<br>
Sweet. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  but the smell of her freshly washed hair that&#39;s nestled up under the chin on a Sunday morning is a reminder of all that&#39;s good about relationships.
</blockquote>Why aren&#39;t you busy getting ready for church instead of sniffing her hair?
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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought having good credit was the biggest turn-on for both sexes. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">HelloZiti wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  5. Sexy Shampoo
  <br>
  <br>
  Men typically are stereotyped as needing visual cues to feel attraction. While it&#39;s true that men need their share of eye candy, they also are mightily
  turned on by the olfactory sweets, as well. Perfume and body lotion are nice and all, but the smell of her freshly washed hair that&#39;s nestled up under
  the chin on a Sunday morning is a reminder of all that&#39;s good about... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ 1. Standing Tall
<br>
2. True Grit
<br>
3. Baseball Caps
<br>
4. Software Savvy
<br>
5. Sexy Shampoo
<br>
6. Understated Underwear
<br>
7. Dirt and Sweat
<br>
8. A Few &quot;Duh&quot; Moments
<br>
<br>
I don&#39;t do baseball caps (though I do have a few visors, does that count?) I don&#39;t know anything about software, I cry when I get hurt, I don&#39;t
wear boxers (of all things), I only sweat when it matters and I&#39;m smart. So far I&#39;ve had no problems turning on a man. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ NOOBS NEED TO BE LOCKED OUT OF STARTING NEW THREADS UNTIL THEY HAVE 100 POSTS. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  Where is Scruffy with an eight-paragraph addition about rimjobs and ball tickling?
</blockquote>
<br>
1) Not in the mood.
<br>
<br>
2) Difficult to convince women to give rim jobs. Even with diamonds, it&#39;s a hard-sell. I suppose there are some tramps out there, but what&#39;s to learn?
Shove your tongue on the starfish and move it around... <span style="font-style: italic;">Digital</span> anal insertion with prostate stimulation requires some
discussion...
<br>
<br>
3)... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought all women had to do was say &quot;do me.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sorry, gays actually know what women want. They would never write that. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This has to have been written by a gay guy. There is not a single thing on that list that is accurate. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://www.mobilewhack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/beer_phone.jpg" alt="image">
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unless you&#39;re a pussy and you don&#39;t drink beer.  fuckin&#39;, pussy.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" size="3"><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" title="Perfect Woman #1" target="_blank" href="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj18/Nmcb4seabee/van/Beer_Tap_Boobs.jpg">Perfect Woman #1</a>  <font style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 51);" size="2">(NSFW!)</font>
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<font style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" size="3"><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" title="Perfect Woman #2" target="_blank"... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ 1. Standing Tall
<br>
<br>
Don&#39;t get me wrong: it&#39;s not that we want a woman who can balance a beer tray on her head. It&#39;s what good posture says about her. A woman who
stands tall typically a) dresses well, b) exercises often, and c) is confident about her body and what it&#39;s good for. And if she&#39;s proud of her figure
no matter what shape or size, that makes men take notice, as well.
<br>
<br>
2. True Grit
<br>
<br>
Men know that women cry. Men know that women can get... ]]></description>

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