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        <![CDATA[ Now that Powers has recycled his Attention Whore thread to see what the recent newbies look like, it&#39;s time to recycle the Misheard Lyrics thread to find
out which ones they find funniest.



The Faces


...

I know you&#39;re name is Rita,

And you don&#39;t like, cheese Velveeta,

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Misheard Lyrics  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3580039/t/Misheard-Lyrics.html#reply-3580039</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ awwww, why didn&#39;t we do this for the millisecond it was popular???
<br>
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<a title="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Living_On_A_Prayer" target="_blank" href="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Living_On_A_Prayer"></a><a href="http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Living_On_A_Prayer">http://www.encyclopediadr...ca.com/Living_On_A_Prayer</a>
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my fave ---&gt; I los<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">t all my base, but I don&#39;t care</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0,... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Misheard Lyrics  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3575343/t/Misheard-Lyrics.html#reply-3575343</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Someone already mentioned this Mannfred Mann&#39;s Earth Band song, but here is how I heard it...
<br>
<br>
&quot;Blinded by the light...Wrapped up like a douche...Another boner in the night&quot; ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Misheard Lyrics  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3575311/t/Misheard-Lyrics.html#reply-3575311</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ J. Geils Band
<br>
<br>
Centerfold - My anus is the center hole ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Misheard Lyrics  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3575297/t/Misheard-Lyrics.html#reply-3575297</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Steely Dan always had my mother confused: she once asked me what a &quot;fine toothed marmian&quot; was (From &quot;Hey Nineteen&quot;) ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Misheard Lyrics  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ not a misheard lyric per se, but I&#39;ve had the same line from Bowie&#39;s Let&#39;s Dance stuck in my head even though I don&#39;t like 80s Bowie.
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on the bus, in class, at the grocery store, smoking a cig, taking a shit, typing right now, all I hear is:
<br>
<br>
TREM. BLE.  LIKE.  A.  FLOOOOOOOOWWWER
<br>
<br>
just that line, swelling everso, in my noggin.
<br>
<br>
oh well
<br>
<br>
:: snorts up another Oxy ::
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3575114/t/Misheard-Lyrics.html#reply-3575114</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Til Tuesday&#39;s &quot;Voices Carry&quot;
<br>
<br>
Hush, hush, keep it down now, voices carry
<br>
<br>
sounded like
<br>
<br>
Hush, hush, even downtown, voices carry ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ CCR --- <span style="font-style: italic;">There&#39;s a bathroom on the right!</span>
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<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Take off all your crappy clothes.&quot;
<br>
<br>
Avril sang preppy clothes.
<br>
<br>
&quot;...and I never want to find you naked...&quot;
<br>
<br>
was really find you fake it, I was told. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3574928/t/Misheard-Lyrics.html#reply-3574928</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I left my dull chick way before the New Moon On Monday! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Play that fucking music, white boy...&quot;
<br>
<br>
At least that&#39;s how my son used to sing it. <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
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Also, Creedence Clearwater&#39;s &quot;Sweet Hitchhiker&quot; - my mother used to think the lyrics were &quot;Willy the Tiger&quot;. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ heh. My 13 yo sings that song like that, too, Lauren. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ When I grow up,
<br>
I wanna be famous,
<br>
I wanna be a star,
<br>
I wanna have boobies.
<br>
<br>
It&#39;s really groupies, but boobies is so much more fun, and a few of my girlfriends (i.e. me) were convinced thats what the Pussycat Dolls were saying when
this song came out. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Lying eyes by the Eagles sounded like Hawaiian eyes to me as a kid  <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/frown.gif" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
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OMG. Who knew a bland ass song like &quot;Lucille&quot; could cause so much confusion! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"> tarzan
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For years I thought that song was about a keg party that got busted up
<br>
<br>
Four hundred children and a cops in the field ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I always thought it was &quot;loose wheel&quot;. I was a dumb kid. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ An oldie: Lucille, by Kenny Rogers
<br>
<br>
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
<br>
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
<br>
<br>
became
<br>
<br>
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
<br>
Four <strong>hundred</strong> children and a crop in the field
<br>
<br>
It&#39;s subtle, I know. But, boy, I muddled over that for a few years as a youngster. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ amiright.com has some great ones. Nirvana&#39; &quot;Smells Like Teen Spirit&quot; goes on and on... my fave is Stairway to Heaven with &quot;and there&#39;s a
wino down the road.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;It&#39;s an eminence front&quot; - &quot;It&#39;s livin in the funk&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Secret Agent Man&quot; sounds like &quot;Secret Asian Man.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Now that Powers has recycled his Attention Whore thread to see what the recent newbies look like, it&#39;s time to recycle the Misheard Lyrics thread to find
out which ones they find funniest.
<br>
<br>
<br>
The Faces
<br>
<br>
...
<br>
I know you&#39;re name is Rita,
<br>
And you don&#39;t like, cheese Velveeta,
<br>
... ]]></description>

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