What's the biggest bullshit someone has spoon-fed you?

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feeds@yuku.com (airshowpilot) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:11:15 GMT

The person above me sounds like he's telling the truth.

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feeds@yuku.com (LaurenTheLush) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:10:18 GMT

John Edwards is that you? As far as drinks...yes plz.

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feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:07:47 GMT

That's what I love about you, Lauren. You're so damned smart. Seriously. I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you. You're really special. My wife is great and everything, but...well, you know, she's dying and all, so we haven't had sex in 15 years. Not that I mind, of course. It's hard sometimes, but I'm doing okay. Even before that, though, we had an open marriage, but now, with the disease, sometimes she forgets, so if you ever get a ranting...

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feeds@yuku.com (LaurenTheLush) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:54:54 GMT

When guys my age tell me they have only banged "1 or 2 chics."....yea, ok.

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feeds@yuku.com (Kudo Withholder) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:45:29 GMT

Just fork over $700 billion and we'll stabilize the market. We promise.

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feeds@yuku.com (maxxfisher) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:43:41 GMT

Before tehy got married, my aunt's future husband told her he had been in the CIA. I told him that was the biggest load of bullshit I had ever heard but he wouldn't back down. The guy could barely tie his shoes. After the inevitable divorce she told me he had been full of shit and my anser to that was DUH!

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feeds@yuku.com (Dharmit) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:43:38 GMT

tari wrote:
I spent a number of years with a pathological liar, I dunno if I could pick just one. Half of what he said was a lie and the other half wasn't all that truthful either.

You lived with my ex?

His best one was the "golf" week in Arizona that his ex paid for. Honest and for true it was really...

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feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:39:19 GMT

my BIL told his future wife he was an orphan and he lived in a cave for a while

truth = parents still alive and it was one of his friends that did the back to nature cave thing

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feeds@yuku.com (maxxfisher) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:34:04 GMT

Snuffy Smiff wrote:
Anybody who has ever been in a relationship with an alcoholic has more stories on that subject than time to tell them.

My dad tried to tell me he was a cop before I was born

Re: What's the biggest bullshit someone has spoon-fed you?

feeds@yuku.com (debdesign1) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:41:00 GMT

"I will stay with you 'til death due us part." The bitch ain't dead.

Yup my ass, I mean x ain't dead either.

Hence one of my all-time favo song:

I want you to know, that I am happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently...

Re: What's the biggest bullshit someone has spoon-fed you?

feeds@yuku.com (WylDawg) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:37:30 GMT

That you couldn't tell Delissio from delivery.

Turns out I could SO tell.

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feeds@yuku.com (PassionatePiscesMan) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:13:42 GMT

You can't knock up a virgin (I didn't do that, thankfully)

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feeds@yuku.com (ObservingEgo) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:44:28 GMT

The Blob

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feeds@yuku.com (harshaw66) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:09:06 GMT

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do."

Finding out that was a crock of shit was probably the most disillusioning moment of my life.

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feeds@yuku.com (thriving sobi) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:40:03 GMT

this old guy tried to feed me that Palin was the most experienced VP candidate, but I wouldn't open my mouth for that spoon of shit.

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feeds@yuku.com (GoodNeighborgirl) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:37:17 GMT

"I was stuck in the ditch in this horrible snow storm for the last three hours"
"I was out helping my friend fix his roof before it rains"
"I hurt myself splitting wood...I really am hurt"

Until the ER bills came for each above lie...where he got painpills at each visit.

Re: What's the biggest bullshit someone has spoon-fed you?

feeds@yuku.com (tari) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:34:09 GMT

He only posted here a couple dozen times before he got banned and that was a long time ago.
For the most part the folks I've met here are more trustworthy.

~tari!

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feeds@yuku.com (Mister Yuck) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 17:24:59 GMT

maybe that was the RL relationship with a sucktard

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feeds@yuku.com (blockhose) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:39:14 GMT

tari wrote:
I spent a number of years with a pathological liar, I dunno if I could pick just one. Half of what he said was a lie and the other half wasn't all that truthful either.

So no more RW relationships with Sucktards, then?

Good for you.

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feeds@yuku.com (SS Magic Bones) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:38:37 GMT

"I will stay with you 'til death due us part." The bitch ain't dead.

What's the biggest bullshit someone has spoon-fed you?

feeds@yuku.com (pie123452001) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:47:48 GMT

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