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        <title>The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon </title>
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        <![CDATA[ I haven&#39;t watched in about 30 years or so, not since cable television gave us a choice, but I&#39;m tempted to watch just for the hell of it.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Stumbled on to the telethon.
<br>
Jerry has been plugging along for so long he is becoming lovably iconic. Where else can Jack Jones get national exposure?
<br>
I know. I know.
<br>
Who else is left from those early telethons but Don Rickles?
<br>
Hard to believe, but being a survivor counts.
<br>
Go get&#39;em Jerry.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3414396/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3414396</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ he&#39;s singing again! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:37:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3414313/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3414313</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah Paula Deen needs to be sent to some sort of GhostNic graveyard, because there wasn&#39;t a speck of anything funny in that whole thing.
<br>
What a colossall waste of your time
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:17:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3414195/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3414195</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ jerry does so much for them kids!  i met him about 11 years ago during one of my trips to vegas. he was so kind and funny, y&#39;all!  right after that trip, i
was shoppin&#39; at wal-mart, i saw one of them there gumball machines with his picture on it, and they was donatin&#39; money to them sick kids if you bought
some gum, so i bought about 9 dollars worth and took &#39;em home.  when i got home, i thought up this here recipe that made jaime and bobby smile! now my boys
love their... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 14:48:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3413916/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3413916</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ My favorite year was 1979. I remember because my dad was in the hospital with cancer of the lung. Jerry was crying about how him having an affair should not
keep people from donating money. They were not hurting HIM, they were hurting the children! THE CHILDREN!!!! THE CHILDREN!!!! *bawl* *bawl* *bawl*
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
How many years? Anyone cured yet? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:45:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3413748/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3413748</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ He has a free-flowing catheter that discharges piss and bacon fat. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3413745/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3413745</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ he doesn&#39;t have that steroid bloat anymore.
<br>
wonder if he&#39;s packin a gun? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3413735/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3413735</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Jerry looks a lot healthier than in previous years. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3413727/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3413727</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Been avoiding this what with my Gustav updates concern...then happen upon ex-Am.Idol&#39;s Ace Young &quot;singing&quot; an old Gerry Rafferty song , sporty a
little pageboy &#39;do. Can&#39;t this douche stay off my tv? Last week was killed on Bones, now this? Click.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3412612/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3412612</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ it&#39;s at the south point. you know, PM, as much shit as you give me i&#39;m sure you&#39;re a pretty cool person. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:05:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3412592/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3412592</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I thought about it yesterday, wondering if it&#39;ll go by the wayside when Lewis either dies or is simply unable to host it any longer.
<br>
<br>
Way back around the late 70&#39;s - early 80&#39;s, it had the world premier of the video for the first single from the new Stones album... at around 3 or 4 in
the morning. I was jammin&#39; to it, with the volume turned up far too loudly for that time of day, and was suddenly encountered by a pissed-off Mom who&#39;d
been awakened and stormed... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Jerry Lewis Muscular Dystrophy Telethon  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ My mother wrote letters to the local tv station every year for 20+ years complaining about Jerry Lewis and his freaking telethon.
<br>
She hated it when he smoked on air, and didn&#39;t understand why the telethon had his name up front. And she hates Jerry Lewis on
<br>
general principle. She also hates Jimmy Dean, Carol Burnett, and a cast of thousands.
<br>
<br>
I used to type the letters for her. Batshit crazy good times. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It took about 5 minutes, but he fucked up by calling the South Point Hotel the Orleans. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 21:44:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3411390/t/The-Jerry-Lewis-Muscular-Dystrophy-Telethon.html#reply-3411390</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hasn&#39;t he blown up yet? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Promise you&#39;ll update us when you decide.
<br>
<br>
PROMISE! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I haven&#39;t watched in about 30 years or so, not since cable television gave us a choice, but I&#39;m tempted to watch just for the hell of it.
<br> ]]></description>

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