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        <title>I don't want to get old. </title>
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        <![CDATA[ When I turned 38 this year I was bummed out and got the &quot;You&#39;re still young and have (get this) your whole life ahead of you&quot; speech from ma and
pa, but I call bullshit.


Here&#39;s how I know it&#39;s all downhill from here:


1) I actually researched the Osteoporosis the other day &quot;just in case&quot;

2) I use more ounces of  moisturizer a day than water that I drink for fear of the Wrinkle Goblin getting my sorry ass.  I no doubt smell like my grandmother
used to smell... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I don't want to get old.  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">pie123452001 wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Getting old is one of my biggest fears too.
  <br>
  <br>
  ATIVAN!
</blockquote>It&#39;s better than the alternative.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I hate to be old, my decision is I want to become Cyborg in the next 40-60 years and I don&#39;t want to die normally. I also want to live in 10,000 years from
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			<description><![CDATA[ Getting old is one of my biggest fears too.
<br>
<br>
ATIVAN! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Men age great ; women turn into hags. God&#39;s punishment to women
<br>
But I don&#39;t think you look that bad for your age ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I don't want to get old.  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ For God&#39;s sake, stay out of the sun without a good sunscreen!
<br>
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<img src="http://photos13.flickr.com/16717958_5037b6edd9_o.jpg" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ Don&#39;t want to get old?  Here is a solution to your problem:
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<img height="210" src="http://www.arsenal-bg.com/images/defense_police/thumbnails/9x19_pistol_r.jpg" width="250" alt="image">

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			<description><![CDATA[ Laser hair removal. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Penelope McBagpipe wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    The more moisturizer you use, the more you have to use.
  </blockquote>
  <br>
  I actually had this conversation the other day with a coworker in her 50s who likened it to potheads overusing Visine and needing it to &quot;get the red
  out&quot; even when they weren&#39;t fried.
  <br>
  <br>
  And somebody shoot me if I ever get a goatee.
</blockquote>What&#39;s wrong with a goatee? I... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  The more moisturizer you use, the more you have to use.
</blockquote>
<br>
I actually had this conversation the other day with a coworker in her 50s who likened it to potheads overusing Visine and needing it to &quot;get the red
out&quot; even when they weren&#39;t fried.
<br>
<br>
And somebody shoot me if I ever get a goatee. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Penelope McBagpipe wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  3) I&#39;m starting to watch FRASIER RERUNS
  <br>
  <br>
</blockquote>I do that often and I&#39;m 20. Though I do feel old.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">blondemss wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  except for moobs, grey pubes and ridiculously droopy saggy ball sacks. very distinguished. o, and shall we discuss eyebrow, nostril and ear hair sprouting?
</blockquote>Sounds hott. That&#39;s why I always date older men.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ except for moobs, grey pubes and ridiculously droopy saggy ball sacks. very distinguished. o, and shall we discuss eyebrow, nostril and ear hair sprouting? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m glad I&#39;m not a chick. I&#39;ll just get more distinguished as I age. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The more moisturizer you use, the more you have to use. It&#39;s like a flu shot. It makes you more likely to have dry skin. A good diet and enough sun and
excercise, and you dont&#39; need to moisturize as much. Except your face.
<br>
<br>
Getting old is what you make of it. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ well, the mustache and chin hairs are an ongoing battle ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ZEUS AND APOLLO!!!!!
<br>
<br>
and shut the fuck up Scruffy.
<br>
<br>
You would totally be the Betty White to my Bea Arthur if OT was a sitcom.
<br>
<br>
pwnt (is that how it&#39;s spelt?) ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Get a chemical peel. They work for a while. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ wtf are veins?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I played Mariah Carey&#39;s &quot;All I Want For Christmas&quot; a few mins ago in the middle of this summer heat wave. God, how I love this song! Pure pop
perfection.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">merkyl wrote:</strong>
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  So, you gonna post them puppies or not?
</blockquote>
<br>
CBR is always posting her puppies. Everybody has seen them.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ When I turned 38 this year I was bummed out and got the &quot;You&#39;re still young and have (get this) your whole life ahead of you&quot; speech from ma and
pa, but I call bullshit.
<br>
<br>
Here&#39;s how I know it&#39;s all downhill from here:
<br>
<br>
1) I actually researched the Osteoporosis the other day &quot;just in case&quot;
<br>
2) I use more ounces of  moisturizer a day than water that I drink for fear of the Wrinkle Goblin getting my sorry ass.  I no doubt smell like my... ]]></description>

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