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        <![CDATA[ because we all have shitty online &quot;friends&quot; with retarded stati, so let&#39;s share the pain!!



&quot;...CALLED MCCAIN CHOOSING SARAH PALIN WEEKS AGO!!! So excited and so vindicated!!!&quot;


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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Shitty Facebook Status Updates Thread  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t remember who that was... I was just going through my list. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Shitty Facebook Status Updates Thread  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;...has to go camping tomorrow. Darn Cub Scouts.&quot; I&#39;m sure his son would love to know how his dad feels about spending time with him.
<br>
<br>
&quot;....didn&#39;t know you could ignore a subpoena when it was politically inconvenient, and is wondering what happened to transparency?&quot;
<br>
<br>
&quot;....is happy that my daughter got invited to Homecoming (brings back memories, eh? H.S. dances weren&#39;t exactly a highlight of my youth!).&quot;
<br>
<br>
&quot;....XXX&#39;s... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Shitty Facebook Status Updates Thread  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Magdalyn wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  These are pretty much all I&#39;ve got.
  <br>
  <br>
  is being subjected to the most souless version of oye como va in the airport...on flute no less!!!
  <br>
  is crumbelievably frustrated that she can&#39;t upload her Europe pics...stupid dialup!!!
  <br>
  is the only one who can prevent forest fires. Smokey lied.
  <br>
  <span style="font-weight: bold;">is so happy that IPF got runner up for Best Fitness... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: The Shitty Facebook Status Updates Thread  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ gawd
<br>
<br>
I don&#39;t think that can be topped. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ There&#39;s nothing more annoying then people (mostly girls) who constantly update all of facebook on the ups and downs of their love lives. It one time led me
to lower myself by saying that shit was embarrassing on my own status. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Sacrebleu! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ These are pretty much all I&#39;ve got.
<br>
<br>
is being subjected to the most souless version of oye como va in the airport...on flute no less!!!
<br>
is crumbelievably frustrated that she can&#39;t upload her Europe pics...stupid dialup!!!
<br>
is the only one who can prevent forest fires. Smokey lied.
<br>
is so happy that IPF got runner up for Best Fitness Studio for &quot;Best Of Mountain View 2008&quot;!!
<br>
is, like, never on Facebook, so please don&#39;t invite me to do anything... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;...it&#39;s not cookie; its turd&quot;
<br>
<br>
THANK YOU KOREAN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM JUNIOR YEAR!
<br>
<br>
&quot;...is is I love the scandal&quot;
<br>
<br>
&quot;...is going to avoid the cliche&quot;
<br>
<br>
So close, yet so not close.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;is afraid to use her shower&quot;
<br>
&quot;apparently is a wench. &quot;
<br>
&quot;has a new mantra...&#39;I will not threaten violence against library employees&#39;...must...keep...chanting... &quot; ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3410144/t/The-Shitty-Facebook-Status-Updates-Thread.html#reply-3410144</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;has skin the color of toast. So much for staying out of the sun.&quot;
<br>
&quot;is going to drink some wine after a long day at work.&quot;
<br>
&quot;wishes she had little mice to do her chores like Cinderella.&quot;
<br>
&quot;is watching the Matrix again&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ cg just got put on my list, just now, by me. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I am stealing some of these. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;Well going to see the dinosaurs yesterday did not help bedtime! lol&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;No more crown royal.&quot;
<br>
&quot;Is going to partyyyyy.&quot;
<br>
&quot;Destroying my liver this weekend.&quot;
<br>
&quot;Fuck you Obama.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ is loving the snow!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3408470/t/The-Shitty-Facebook-Status-Updates-Thread.html#reply-3408470</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;is updating her status.&quot;
<br>
<br>
&quot;is eating ants on a log.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3408437/t/The-Shitty-Facebook-Status-Updates-Thread.html#reply-3408437</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;sadly notes that St. Paul is now under Homeland Security jurisdiction for the next week, suspending many constitutional rights for citizens.&quot;
<br>
<br>
&quot; is dropping the hotness in T minus 5.&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ &quot;has a snuggly doggy.&quot;
<br> ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3407460/t/The-Shitty-Facebook-Status-Updates-Thread.html#reply-3407460</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ is not ready for snow. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3407395/t/The-Shitty-Facebook-Status-Updates-Thread.html#reply-3407395</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ ...see that life is beautiful. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ because we all have shitty online &quot;friends&quot; with retarded stati, so let&#39;s share the pain!!
<br>
<br>
<br>
&quot;...<span class="fstatus">CALLED MCCAIN CHOOSING SARAH PALIN WEEKS AGO!!! So excited and so vindicated!!!&quot;
<br>
<br>
<br></span> ]]></description>

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