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        <title>Attack of the 1,000-pound woman (for real!) </title>
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        <![CDATA[ EDINBURG -- A nearly half-ton woman charged with capital murder in the death of her 2-year-old nephew faces additional charges following a grand jury
indictment Thursday.

Investigators suspect Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, hit Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. at least two times on March 18, crushing the child&#39;s head. The bedridden woman
told investigators at the time that she accidentally crushed Eliseo under her own weight while trying to pick him up.

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Attack of the 1,000-pound woman (for real!)  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is the part of the world where I&#39;m from, I&#39;m embarrassed to admit.  Here&#39;s some additional info in case anyone wants it.  My favorite line is
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From The Monitor (themonitor.com):
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<h1 style="font-weight: normal;" class="marginMidSide"><font size="1">Authorities: Arresting, prosecuting 1,000-pound woman proves
problematic</font></h1><span id="comments"></span>EDINBURG -- Authorities scrambled Friday to figure out how to arrest, incarcerate and prosecute a... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Vegazguy wrote:</strong>
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  i hate hearing about child deaths. :-( :-(
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  :hold me:
</blockquote>Agreed. But hearing about vertically challenged gaes offing themselves warms my ..cockles.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Attack of the 1,000-pound woman (for real!)  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3360159/t/Attack-of-the-1-000-pound-woman-for-real-.html#reply-3360159</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ If you stuck a pin in her, would she pop? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>pwnt</p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Attack of the 1,000-pound woman (for real!)  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ask PeePee. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Attack of the 1,000-pound woman (for real!)  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3359940/t/Attack-of-the-1-000-pound-woman-for-real-.html#reply-3359940</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ How is it hard to detain a woman who can&#39;t leave her home? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Well on the bright side, that is the funniest murder I have ever heard of. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Visa Declined wrote:</strong>
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  arent fatties supposed to be jolly?
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not when they&#39;re hongry.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Goddam, I hope they hang her just to see what happens. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ i hate hearing about child deaths. :-( :-(
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:hold me: ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>EDINBURG -- A nearly half-ton woman charged with capital murder in the death of her 2-year-old nephew faces additional charges following a grand jury
indictment Thursday.</p>

<p>Investigators suspect Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, hit Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. at least two times on March 18, crushing the child&#39;s head. The bedridden woman
told investigators at the time that she accidentally crushed Eliseo under her own weight while trying to pick him up.</p>

<p>In addition to the capital murder... ]]></description>

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