<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" href="/feed/bypass/styles/feed.css" media="screen"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="/feed/bypass/styles/feed.xsl"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">

	<channel>
	  <!-- main channel info -->
        <title>there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS! </title>
        <link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/37344/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html</link>
        <description>
        <![CDATA[ 



hi, its vince with shamwow...


you&#39;ll be saying wow every time you use this, its like a chamois, its like a towel, its like a sponge.


a regular towel doesn&#39;t work wet, this works wet or dry... this is for the house, the car, the boat, the rv...


shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid. look at this? it just does the work. why do you want to work twice as hard?
doesn&#39;t drip. doesn&#39;t make a mess. you wring it out. wash it in your washing machine.


made in... ]]>
        </description>

		<!-- optional elements -->
		<language>en-us</language>
		<copyright>Copyright 2006, Yuku</copyright>
		<managingEditor>feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster)</managingEditor>
		<webMaster>webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster)</webMaster>
		<!-- note: dates need to be RFC 822 formated "Sat, 07 Sep 2002 00:00:01 GMT" -->
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:25:50 GMT</pubDate>
		<lastBuildDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:14:40 GMT</lastBuildDate>
		<generator>Yuku Feeds 1.0</generator>
		<docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs>
		<!-- <cloud domain="rpc.yuku.com" port="80" path="/RPC2" registerProcedure="pingMe" protocol="soap"/>-->
		<ttl>60</ttl>
		<!-- feed image -->
		<image>
			<title>Yuku</title>
			<url>http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png</url>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/37344/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html</link>
			<description>Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles</description>
			<width>88</width>
			<height>31</height>
		</image>
		<rating>
		{pics-1.1 &quot;http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html&quot; l gen true for &quot;http://yuku.com&quot; r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) &quot;http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html&quot; l gen true for &quot;http://yuku.com&quot; r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 ))
		</rating>
		<textInput>
			<title>Search</title>
			<description>Search Domain</description>
			<name>q</name>
			<link>http://yuku.com/search/direct/</link>
		</textInput>
		<!-- skip
		<skipHours>
			<hour>23</hour>
		</skipHours>
		<skipDays>
			<day>Monday</day>
			<day>Wednesday</day>
			<day>Friday</day>
		</skipDays>-->
		<!-- extensions -->


		<!-- channel items -->
		<!-- descriptions should be shorter than 500 char to be polite -->
		<!-- html shoud be stripped or escaped -->
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3384212/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3384212</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Oh my god, there&#39;s a fucking magic bullet TO GO infomercial with the SAME cast of characters. It&#39;s like episode 2 of a long awaited reality show.
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span id="temp-0"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5nmEqSD_MBQ&amp;hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" height="344" width="425" ></embed>
<br>
<br>
ETA: oh shit that dumb blonde bitch who sat at the table must have divorced her husband that she got &quot;so many complicated... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (iismepeter)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3384212</guid>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:14:40 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3383709/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3383709</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">gypsypanic wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Someone get the Magic Bullet with that crazy ass Hazel bitch here...STAT!
</blockquote>
<br>
and in honor of hazel...
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span id="temp-0"><span><span id="temp-1"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RtpKjgwi4Sc&amp;hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span></span></span></span> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OG sofa)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3383709</guid>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:10:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3383581/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3383581</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ this is why i started this thread.
<br>
<br>
are you people watching these amazing videos?
<br>
<br>
its not your fault?  if you are fat, whatever...  you too can be rich.  there are cures they don&#39;t want you to know about.  and secrets about credit.
<br>
<br>
imagine if you could possess a &quot;pedegg&quot; AND &quot;kinoki foot pads&quot; plus the &quot;bare natural&quot; secrets for you feet alone?    amazing...
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
y&#39;all that go to bed early are missing out on the... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OG sofa)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3383581</guid>
			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:19:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3383253/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3383253</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Someone get the Magic Bullet with that crazy ass Hazel bitch here...STAT! ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (gypsypanic)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3383253</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:54:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3383176/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3383176</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Since that last one was a recording off someone&#39;s home TV, you can hear the small sigh of disgust when the ped egg contents are dumped in the trash!
<br>
Love the kinoki foot pads.� Why don&#39;t we all have stained sheets at the bottoms of our beds if we&#39;re leaking toxins out our feet all night?
<br>
<span id="temp-0"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TZMhsv7qABI&amp;hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425" allowScriptAccess="never"... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Nancois)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3383176</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:42:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3378510/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3378510</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ And don&#39;t forget the one that shows a former Amazing Race team extending their 15 minutes...
<br>
<span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VK1HrYV7208&amp;hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span>
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorRacer)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3378510</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:08:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3378494/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3378494</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ That Art School infomercial actually still runs to this day. I actually sent in one of those test things...and they actually send it back to you with
handwritten criticism.
<br>
<br>
But have you guys seen this...
<br>
<span>� <span id="temp-1"><span><span id="temp-0"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/exmEGrNqgcA&amp;hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" height="344" width="425" ></embed>
<br>
<br></span></span> <span... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (SurvivorRacer)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3378494</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:59:38 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3378429/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3378429</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ i feel so sorry for those that missed the golden years of infomercials....
<br>
<br>
no ginsu knives, no pocket fishermen, no art instruction schools... everything today is a real estate scam or a &quot;minerals&quot; makeup thing, or a diet
pill or workout device...
<br>
<br>
so sad... an entire generation that will never know true crap peddled in a full length infomercial....
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span id="temp-1"><span><span id="temp-0"><span><embed... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OG sofa)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3378429</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:28:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3372201/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3372201</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ That video is creepy as fuck. Does he also work for the Hanso foundation?
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (iismepeter)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3372201</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:54:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3372172/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3372172</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ fuck yeah,
<br>
<br>
and i will take you all the way back, all old school style, to mr. ronald m. popeil and the chop-o-matic, circa 1960 something...
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span id="temp-0"><span><span id="temp-1"><span><embed style="height:" src="http://xml.truveo.com/eb/i/2967979282/a/58ef677afb89fc040e3dec6de7dd6c26/p/1" quality="high" name="efp" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2761971&" width="425"... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OG sofa)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3372172</guid>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 02:29:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3370652/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3370652</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ ^^^ ITA about the &quot;overly dramatic montages&quot;.  They&#39;ll do a little B&amp;W &quot;flashback&quot; of people having a really, REALLY hard time
cracking eggs, scrambling them, and frying them in a pan.  Or they just cannot for the life of them remember what they were supposed to buy at the market or
where they parked!  And it is soooo hard to water your plants without an Aquaglobe.  You&#39;re either overwatering *cry* or underwatering *gasp*. 
<br>
<br>
Love this stuff. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (NellB)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3370652</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:53:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3370206/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3370206</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I remember when I was young and watching tv with my mom late at night, she&#39;d had a few glasses of wine in her.� An infomercial for a mop similar to those
cloths in the first post came on, and my mom made me order it for her (being too tipsy to do it herself).� When it came a few weeks later, she had totally
forgotten about ordering it.� It was a total piece of crap that fell apart about a week after it came.� Good times with drunken mommy.
<br>
<br>
My favorite infomercials are always the... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (ISmileICrazy)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3370206</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:40:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3369685/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3369685</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ My mother actually purchased a Flow-Be. Then she was too embarrassed to admit to my dad that she got one, and mailed it to me. I gave it to a neighbor as a gag
gift. I think it may have caused his male pattern baldness. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (MMMadcow)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3369685</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:21:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3369567/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3369567</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I love the Time Life music ones...there was one the other night about the romantic music and also country...I bought the 70s on...problem is it&#39;s
<br>
10 discs and about 1 good song on each one ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (MsJulieR)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3369567</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:48:25 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3369098/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3369098</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I cannot fucking believe the magnetic pen is $29.95 for 3 pens, 2 refills, and a fucking &quot;great memo pad&quot;!
<br>
<br>
I inroduce THE TURBO COOKER PLUS! I&#39;ve never seen this one before, and yes, I watched the whole thing.
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span id="temp-1"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kqf8vC_98XE&amp;hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span></span> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (iismepeter)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3369098</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:09:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3369054/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3369054</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ The Magic Bullet all the way... hands down my favorite.
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (PoofUrGone)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3369054</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:54:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3368949/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3368949</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
<br>
<br>
Billy Mays looks like the type that eats ramen noodles with cheese wizz even after making the big bucks. ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Pencake)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3368949</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:13:16 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3368940/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3368940</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">pjadedd wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  I only 1 thing off an infomercial - The Express 101.
  <br>
</blockquote>
<br>
Is it actually as awesome as the infomercial makes it out to be? I... kind of have said infomercial recorded on my DVR. :|
<br>
<br>
That and the Magic Bullet one. That will always be my favorite.
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Baka Usagi)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3368940</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 15:10:28 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3368428/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3368428</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Best one ever:
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span id="temp-1"><span><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lNxhYdWEZHk&amp;hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span></span> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (snalpoacks)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3368428</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:24:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ Re: there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3367455/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html#reply-3367455</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ omg!
<br>
<br>
i totally forgot about chef tony!
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://www.caffenichilismo.it/imm/istituto/cheftony.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">the last knives you&#39;ll ever need...</span>
<br>
<br>
<br>
with the miracle ball.  and the chop and flop,  errr...  or whatever they called that flexible blade...
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OG sofa)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3367455</guid>
			<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:22:54 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[ there are commercials, and then there are INFOMERCIALS!  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/37344/t/there-are-commercials-and-then-there-are-INFOMERCIALS-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/e0e1693f2d7f107a57ff9d324550a3d9c6439a74.jpg" alt="image">
<br>
<br>
<br>
<span style="font-style: italic;">hi, its vince with shamwow...</span>
<br style="font-style: italic;">
<br style="font-style: italic;">
<span style="font-style: italic;">you&#39;ll be saying wow every time you use this, its like a chamois, its like a towel, its like a sponge.</span>
<br style="font-style: italic;">
<br style="font-style: italic;">
<span style="font-style:... ]]></description>

			<!-- optional elements -->
			<author>feeds@yuku.com (OG sofa)</author>
			<guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/37344</guid>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:25:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<!-- extensions -->

		</item>
    <!-- end items -->

  </channel>
</rss>