Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (The Balloon Artist) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:00:01 GMT

Merkyl, I may have an answer for you but it involves holding your breath for 1 hour and watching Water World multiple times.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (sadllama) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:55:01 GMT

r wrote:
Shouldn't you concentrate on growing balls first?

I was actually lamenting the fact that nobody had taken this joke until I read your post.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (ColbyRulesAll) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:18:16 GMT

Just eat an ocean of fish. By the time you're done you'll hate fish and all you'll want is spareribs from Chicago.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (Beefcake) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:15:43 GMT

It's not enough to cut slits in your neck. You'll need to cut slits in your neck AND expose yourself to some toxic waste. Preferably as it goes into the ocean. Can you find some big pipe spilling toxic waste into the ocean? That should do the trick.

Or you could try injecting yourself with fish DNA. I'm not sure exactly how that works; you might have to expose yourself to some radiation, too. So maybe try injecting some fish DNA into your body as you get trapped inside a...

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:50:30 GMT

Most, if not all, of you have been less than helpful.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (NickF227) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:48:58 GMT

Merkly! I choose you!

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (SmrtAss) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:19:27 GMT

I'm hoping he can evolve enough to make sammiches.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:01:28 GMT

This thread is like another Kevin Costner movie waiting to happen.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:23:52 GMT

Well, he's feeling pretty and spontaneously breaking into song, but he can't quite get the seashell bra over his moobs.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (GregBuisIsADick) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:15:26 GMT

So how's merkyl's desire to turn into "The Little Mermaid" coming along?

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (worstdog) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:14:01 GMT

If Don Knotts can do it - surely Merkyl can too.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:01:03 GMT

r wrote:
Shouldn't you concentrate on growing balls first?

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (Yuku Blows Goats) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:56:09 GMT

merkyl's mom was a grouper

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:54:19 GMT

Shouldn't you try to evolve beyond Neanderthal first?

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (r) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:52:07 GMT

Shouldn't you concentrate on growing balls first?

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:51:26 GMT

:crosses fingers

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (StatelyWayneManor) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:50:25 GMT

So if Merkly leaves to pick up his mail; PeePee is a goner?

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (Vicconius) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:49:19 GMT

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (LaurenTheLush) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:47:14 GMT

Watch out for sharks.

yw.

Re: Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:44:23 GMT

Whoa. Hey. There's some territorial issues we're going to have to work out first.

Ok, Help me with my self-evolution

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:08:29 GMT

I want to grow gills to breath under water.