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        <![CDATA[ Ho dee oten doten day!

ho dee oten day oh!

ho dee oten doten day!

fattening up our tapeworms!


(if even one person gets that I&#39;ll die a happy woman)




  Lawsuit says eatery to blame for 9-foot tapeworm

  CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- A man who contends he got a 9-foot tapeworm after eating undercooked fish
  has sued a Chicago restaurant.

  In the lawsuit filed Monday, Anthony Franz said he ordered salmon salad for lunch from Shaw&#39;s Crab House in 2006 and fell violently
  ill. He... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: 9 foot tapeworm worth 100G  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I pulled about a foot of string out of my nephew&#39;s ass while changing his diaper. Little kids will eat anything. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I bet it&#39;s like what happens when a dog eats dental floss. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m guessing you don&#39;t pass a nine footer in a matter of minutes. That&#39;s a few hours of sweaty strenuous labor right there. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ In the dark ages, before they had good medicine, my dad had a tapeworm. Apparently the &quot;cure&quot; was to eat salted (pickled?) herring for about an
entire week for every meal. The salt or acid would just too much for the poor devil and it would willingly release and evacuate itself with the herring
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			<description><![CDATA[ Allegedly, they thrash quite violently and try to get back in while being &quot;passed&quot;. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Slippy wins half of my box of KD.
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Would you like some ketchup with that? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ But think about someone pulling that thing outta yer ass. ]]></description>

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  <p class="cnnInline"><font size="3"><font size="2">According to the Web site mayoclinic.com, tapeworms can measure up to 50 feet long.</font></font></p>
</blockquote><font size="2"> 
<br>
I guess you&#39;d have to sit on a side of beef for that colossal bastard to crawl out.
<br>
<br>
But think of the free unefforted weight loss!!!!</font> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So did he measure the tapeworm after he passed it?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Haha, Lettuce Entertain You.
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<br>
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			<description><![CDATA[ How does one eat a 9 ft tapeworm? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Is it the tapeworm from all those hot dogs TC ate? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ho dee oten doten day!
<br>
ho dee oten day oh!
<br>
ho dee oten doten day!
<br>
fattening up our tapeworms!
<br>
<br>
(if even one person gets that I&#39;ll die a happy woman)
<br>
<br>

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  <h1><strong>Lawsuit says eatery to blame for 9-foot tapeworm</strong></h1>

  <p><strong><font size="3">CHICAGO, Illinois (AP)</font></strong> <font size="3">-- A man who contends he got a 9-foot tapeworm after eating undercooked fish
  has sued a Chicago restaurant.</font></p>

  <p><font... ]]></description>

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