Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (Nonentitled) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:19:17 GMT

Aside from the flatulence, of course

Of course.

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (Link Please) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:09:08 GMT

Nonentitled wrote:

If *I* had gotten shot in high school, more people would have realized how perfect I was.

Aside from the flatulence, of course.

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (Nonentitled) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:04:59 GMT

Oh, I just remembered!

There was this one girl who was a year or two behind my class in high school.

She was a big-haired boy obsessed waste of space.

After she got shot and killed by some loser, she was suddenly the community's patron saint.

If *I* had gotten shot in high school, more people would have realized how perfect I was.

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (Link Please) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:04:54 GMT

Nonentitled wrote:

In sixth grade I farted really loudly in front of about half the class and the teacher.

I could tell that they were still thinking about that incident long after they stopped laughing.

Probably because they were still smelling it.

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feeds@yuku.com (Brenda) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:00:03 GMT

This white gyrl at my high school got all chopped up by some crazy killer. Cindy and I didn't care though 'cause she was as fake as Lee press on nails! I didn't even go to her funeral because the bitch at the salon couldn't get my hair did in time. Those was hard times!

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feeds@yuku.com (Nonentitled) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:57:11 GMT

In sixth grade I farted really loudly in front of about half the class and the teacher.

I could tell that they were still thinking about that incident long after they stopped laughing.

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feeds@yuku.com (thecolbster) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:39:46 GMT

In fifth grade, there was this huge rumor going around that I got caught by the principal for selling "kissing licenses."

Unfortunately, this doomed me as a 5th grade campaign manager, and Leslie won.

Her slogan? "Lez for Prez!"

Ah for sweet innocence.

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feeds@yuku.com (PeachessandCreeams) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:56:39 GMT

I was in 7th grade... as I was walking out of 4th period I was sucker punched in the stomach by an 8th grader, and a full blown dyke, named Gloria Lagaspi. I still hate that bitch who recently married her lesbian lover of four years.

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feeds@yuku.com (Atypical Male) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:53:37 GMT

In the 8th grade, my house was amongst the last stops on the route of the bus I rode. En route to the final school where kids had to be picked up, I saw a wrecker towing a very badly mangled car which I was absolutely certain was my brother's. I was worried sick on that damn bus for the next hour and a half to two hours, not knowing whether or not my brother had died that day (he was fine).

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (StarringAmy) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:29:58 GMT

Dr Weems wrote:
.....and then this one time, like Amy was in the bathroom and girls were smoking and Amy doesn't smoke so she didn't feel comfortable and the girls were all swearing and stuff, so Amy just was sitting there taking a pee on the toilet, and this one girl didn't like Amy because her teeth were so small like her tits and so this hispanic chik was all "HEY CHICA AMY....THIS IS OUR BATHROOM" and...

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feeds@yuku.com (LKMOSCAR) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:29:39 GMT

20 is old.

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (Dharmit) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 20:21:10 GMT

PagongSchlong wrote:

Dharmit wrote:
my friend Ruth

Wow. No one has named their kid Ruth in 60+ years. You must be really old.

Poor Ruth! Her parents were very old fashioned type people and all the kids played guitar or piano, sang with the family, wore glasses and had terrible buck teeth. Ruth was a good friend in...

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feeds@yuku.com (Shagnanigans) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:09:45 GMT

NickF227 wrote:

Shagnanigans wrote:
School was pretty much hell, having developed breasts at 9. The peak of high school was watching my gay friends get the shit kicked out of them, and hearing the teachers and vice principal tell them that if they acted like men, maybe they wouldn't get hit.

Wow.

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feeds@yuku.com (ptcruisn56) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:03:56 GMT
I'm glad your learned I had a roommate last year who still didn't understand regular bathing in college.

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feeds@yuku.com (hossc) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:50:20 GMT
I was beginning the 7th grade and hit puberty, but still in the 'boys take a bath twice a week' phase. So between my pits and my feet, the smell of Limburger cheese occasionally wafted through my Catholic school classroom. My old school Irish nun ( a wrinkled, bitter bitch who later was killed when hit by a car, thankfully) used to ask "what is that smell?" to no one in particular. I was mortified at the thought of being singled out, but too stupid to remedy the situation....

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feeds@yuku.com (NickF227) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:24:14 GMT

Shagnanigans wrote:
School was pretty much hell, having developed breasts at 9. The peak of high school was watching my gay friends get the shit kicked out of them, and hearing the teachers and vice principal tell them that if they acted like men, maybe they wouldn't get hit.

Wow.

I'm assuming you're like 25 or so,...

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feeds@yuku.com (LKMOSCAR) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:46:43 GMT

Shagnanigans wrote:
School was pretty much hell, having developed breasts at 9. The peak of high school was watching my gay friends get the shit kicked out of them, and hearing the teachers and vice principal tell them that if they acted like men, maybe they wouldn't get hit.

That's fucking horrible.

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (Shagnanigans) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:26:08 GMT
School was pretty much hell, having developed breasts at 9. The peak of high school was watching my gay friends get the shit kicked out of them, and hearing the teachers and vice principal tell them that if they acted like men, maybe they wouldn't get hit.

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (PatadyBag) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:08:27 GMT
sarah/beth/crystal/jackie/jenny

I think Mrs. McCarthy may have had other motives.

Re: Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (NlGHTCRAWLER) — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:07:03 GMT

Dharmit wrote:
My 5th grade teacher made me move my desk out into the hall for talking in class. I wasn't even talking! I was working on my English assignment and my friend Ruth kept asking me questions. I was just shushing her!

I'd never been in trouble at school before. Never. That was humiliating.

This was the same teacher who would take a group of 5 or 6 favorites (they all owned horses)...

Your Worst Elementary/Middle/High School Memory...

feeds@yuku.com (NlGHTCRAWLER) — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:06:17 GMT
What is yours?

Mine is when I was in 6th grade. A bunch of us were on the stadium bleachers getting ready to watch these two guys fight. The fight lasted about 5 minutes, and our friend won. We all were yelling and trash talking as we walked off the bleachers. All was well.

Until I tripped, and ROLLED down every single bleacher. It was like I could hear Carrie's mom in my head: THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!!

And they did.