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        <![CDATA[ Just read this in the Australian News:


August 13, 2008 04:24pm


  Article from: 



   MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.



  At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing&#39;s penis became trapped in a hole,
  apparently after he became aroused.
  
  
  According to reports from Hong Kong, the &quot;lonely and disturbed&quot; Mr Xing told... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Man's penis stuck in park bench  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
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<img src="http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01/octopusAX_450x300.jpg" alt="image">
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Speaking of Octopus Porn.....
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<br>
<a title="Weems and his pal" target="_blank" href="http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=83550&amp;in_page_id=2">Weems and his pal</a>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I blame Octopus Porn.  The holes in that bench put it on him with their sexy suctionie tauntiness.    <img height="15" src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif" width="15" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Why didn&#39;t they get someone to reach under there and give the guy a hand job or something? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m sure the judge won&#39;t ask him to approach the bench. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ funny... sloan found solace. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I find the saddest part of all is that his wiener fit in those tiny holes in the first place. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Lila Fowler wrote:</strong>
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  <br>
  <img alt="image" src="http://dlisted.com/files/wtfpenisicant12.jpg">

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to add insult to injury, his left big toe is also stuck in a hole ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Ice cold water would have done the trick...duh. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ and WHAT???? Don&#39;t leave me hanging (ssts) in suspense here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ it does add new meaning to the term &quot;bench warmer.&quot;
<br>
<br>
... and &quot;riding the bench.
<br>
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and... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Shouldn&#39;t this be linked to the &quot;chinese people are fucked&quot; thread? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ it was nice of them to throw that blanket over him. You know, to preserve his dignity and all that. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ it was nice of them to throw that blanket over him. You know, to preserve his dignity and all that. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ it was nice of them to throw that blanket over him. You know, to preserve his dignity and all that. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ You would think that the pain of attempting to pull it out, and the sheer humiliation of requiring medics would have lost him some wood so he could pull out.
<br>
<br>
<br>
But apparently not.
<br>
<br>
<br>
People are dumb.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Bitench asked for it.
<br>
<br>
Personally, I would think about baseball. Or Rosie O&#39;Donnel. Or Rosie playing baseball...
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Hello? Use some Astroglide/KY. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Hey, Aqualung ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Just read this in the Australian News:
<br>

<p class="published-date">August 13, 2008 04:24pm</p>

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