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        <![CDATA[ Fuck them, I&#39;m still holding out hope.   You can&#39;t be too careful with a Bigfoot body.    I don&#39;t blame them for
not wanting a bunch of idiots fondling him, plus he probably stinks and it&#39;s hard to give an interview when you can&#39;t breathe.  

Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing

Posted Aug 15th 2008 5:19PM by TMZ Staff

A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their &quot;discovery&quot; of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: BIGFOOT PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">minerva wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Are those red things eyes or nipples?
</blockquote>Hmmm could be either one but if they are nipples, they just a bit skeery.
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<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Are those red things eyes or nipples? ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: BIGFOOT PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER!!  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Cousin It with a bad hair day ? Severe cowlicks ? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Gregoire wrote:</strong>
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  <p><img src="http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/v/Q/1/mothman.jpg" alt="image" width="345" height="499">
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</blockquote>That looks like Cousin It.
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This was discussed, wasn&#39;t it? I can&#39;t seem to find it anywhere
<br>
<br>
<br>
<a title="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/19/bigfoot.hoax/index.html?iref=newssearch" target="_blank" href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/19/bigfoot.hoax/index.html?iref=newssearch"></a><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/19/bigfoot.hoax/index.html?iref=newssearch">http://www.cnn.com/2008/U...ndex.html?iref=newssearch</a>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Somehow the universe just feels completely in balance when Ouija discusses the mating habits of Big Foot.  Remind me again where Chuck Norris fits into all
this?
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			<description><![CDATA[ Where&#39;s all the love for the Fouke Monster, huh?
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Doesn&#39;t anyone care about the Legend of Boggy Creek? Huh? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Bigfoots are on the earth, as easily as you and I are on the earth. The question is, who will they come to eat first? Well, it&#39;s not going to be me.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>
What&#39;s that big hairy thing between your legs Ouiji ?
<br>
<br>
<br>
(lol at &quot;Why wasn&#39;t it in Georgia &quot; comment ).
<br>
<br>
<img src="http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/93e25c88007a9b950479e3c38b965b056e8cea3.jpg" alt="image">
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			<description><![CDATA[ MINE?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3344501/t/BIGFOOT-PRESS-CONFERENCE-IS-OVER-.html#reply-3344501</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s been established that they live, or at least travel, in tunnels. Where these tunnel entrances are, we don&#39;t know. In fact it&#39;s quite possible
that there&#39;s an entire Bigfoot family living beneath your home at this very moment. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3344495/t/BIGFOOT-PRESS-CONFERENCE-IS-OVER-.html#reply-3344495</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I live in WA. Aren&#39;t there supposed to be some BF&#39;s up here? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Giggle all you want, but once I&#39;ve established contact and have befriended the entire Bigfoot society, we will see who is laughing then.
<br>
<br>
<img id="fullSizedImage" alt="ouija-bigfoot.jpg picture by OuijaBroad8" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v224/OuijaBroad8/ouija-bigfoot.jpg?t=1219186182"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Gregoire is on to something here.   WE MUST FIND THAT TUNNEL.   We can rent a jeep and kidnap Sandy Duncan.  THEN if there&#39;s any rape going on, he can have
sexy Sandy and her extra eye socket hole.  That will probably please Bigfoot greatly, and he might even come back willingly.
<br>
<br>
It&#39;s worth a try. 
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ At <em>least</em> three people on the Earth know about the existence of real Bigfoot:
<br>
<br>
1) Lee Majors
<br>
2) Sandy Duncan
<br>
3) Lindsay Wagner
<br>
<img height="320" src="http://flowtv.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/lindsay-lee-bigfoot.jpg" width="400" alt="image">
<br>

<p><br>
SANDY MUTHERFUCKIN DUNCAN knows where the Bigfoot is. We should torture that bitch until she squeals or pops out another eye.
<br>
<br>
It lives in this tunnel in a mountain in a southwestern state:
<br>... ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3344193/t/BIGFOOT-PRESS-CONFERENCE-IS-OVER-.html#reply-3344193</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Put some saltpeter in his hot dog and beans. You can&#39;t be too careful. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3344191/t/BIGFOOT-PRESS-CONFERENCE-IS-OVER-.html#reply-3344191</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Modest dress, and Avon&#39;s Skin So Soft. It keeps away mosquitoes and sasquatches. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3344190/t/BIGFOOT-PRESS-CONFERENCE-IS-OVER-.html#reply-3344190</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>It just just looks fake because its a MOTHMAN in a Bigfoot costume!
<br>
<br>
<img height="499" src="http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/v/Q/1/mothman.jpg" width="345" alt="image"><img height="450" src="http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/47106.jpg" width="292" alt="image">
<br></p>
<br>
The question isn&#39;t &#39;Is Bigfoot real? It&#39;s &#39;Why are we so stupid that we cannot catch him?&quot; ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I just had a scary thought ....... What if he finds me attractive? Do I need to worry about Bigfoot rape? I&#39;m sure they have needs, you know. I will just
have to make sure I dress really modest, as a precaution. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2><font size="4"><font size="3">Fuck them, I&#39;m still holding out hope.   You can&#39;t be too careful with a Bigfoot body.    I don&#39;t blame them for
not wanting a bunch of idiots fondling him, plus he probably stinks and it&#39;s hard to give an interview when you can&#39;t breathe. </font></font> <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/08/15/bigfoot-press-conference-proves-nothing/" rel="bookmark"><br>
<br>
Bigfoot Press Conference Proves ... Nothing</a></h2>

<p class="byline">Posted Aug... ]]></description>

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