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  Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox &amp; Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to
  longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) &quot;I masturbate a lot.&quot; The hosts were in hysterics, rightly.

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Rumor has it he also said something about wife Tova and a chrome trailer hitch.... 
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Ernest Borgnine: Pud Pulling Pepaw  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ gj Ernie!!! May you masturbate for 91 more years. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ::swells with pride::
<br>
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I&#39;m gonna live to be 106. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Ernest Borgnine: Pud Pulling Pepaw  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So when a 91 year old finished, does a dust cloud pop out of his dick? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ My friend&#39;s grandmother used to date E.B. when they were in High School. I&#39;m sure she masturbated him back then.
<br>
<br>
She was also a &quot;Meemaw&quot;. Hate that shit.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Jeez she&#39;s like butter wouldn&#39;t melt in her mouth.   She needs to whore it up so Ernie isn&#39;t using up the contents of his sock drawer so fast. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Tova through the middle...:
<br>
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<span><a style="left: 425px ! important; top: 344px ! important;" title="Click here to block this object with Adblock Plus" class="abp-objtab-0924179423877913 visible" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/i_HUoRwPv3Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></a><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i_HUoRwPv3Y&amp;hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="344" width="425" allowScriptAccess="never" ></embed></span>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Interesting that women live longer than men. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Tova is a hot granny.  Anyone have any idea how old she is?
<br>
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<img height="594" src="http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/56018933.jpg?v=1&amp;c=ViewImages&amp;k=2&amp;d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEBFFB28D7028B4C8EA40A659CEC4C8CB6" width="415" alt="image">

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Hamdingers wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">TC wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    WTF is a &quot;pepaw&quot;??? What does that even mean you windowlicker?
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  <p>It&#39;s Gawdawful cutesy slang for Grandfather. Meemaw goes with it. Haven&#39;t heard it in 15 years, though. Some idiot friend of my sister&#39;s used
  to say it. Stupid.</p>
</blockquote>

<p> </p>I&#39;m guessing it&#39;s a southern thing?... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Google is your friend.
<br>
Well, maybe not <span style="font-style: italic;">your</span> friend, but...
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TC wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  WTF is a &quot;pepaw&quot;??? What does that even mean you windowlicker?
</blockquote>

<p> It&#39;s Gawdawful cutesy slang for Grandfather.  Meemaw goes with it.  Haven&#39;t heard it in 15 years, though.  Some idiot friend of my sister&#39;s
used to say it.  Stupid. </p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ WHAT IS A PEPAW?? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
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<br>
I was prescient!  I used Ernie in a Madge post once.  I think he was jerkin his gherkin whilst Madge screwed Sherwood Schwartz or something along those lines.
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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3320809/t/Ernest-Borgnine-Pud-Pulling-Pepaw.html#reply-3320809</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ if that&#39;s true, then Anti will outlive us all ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Um...he&#39;s dead though right?
<br>
<br>
And so what? I think it&#39;s funny.
<br>
<br>
WTF is a &quot;pepaw&quot;??? What does that even mean you windowlicker? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This thread could have had a Bawdy Madge post.
<br>
<br>
Once. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <div class="entry_body_text">
  Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy - masturbating. The 91-year-old legend appeared on Fox &amp; Friends to promote his book and was asked his secret to
  longevity. He leaned in and whispered (easily heard over the microphone) &quot;I masturbate a lot.&quot; The hosts were in hysterics, rightly.

  <p>Watch:</p>
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