um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:07:17 GMT

I just projectiled across the office and knocked my coworker's troll dolls out of the window.

Beat THAT.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Endofthread) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:58:12 GMT

Penelope McBagpipe wrote:
Maybe it's tundra but sometimes I wonder what eot would look like in a speedo.

Even better than what you're currently thinking.

PeePee, getting ready to go down on me.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:49:27 GMT

Dead roman whores and Penny!

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:48:08 GMT

Eurytol wrote:
Me too.

This is a mothereffing PRETTY SHOE and DEAD ROMAN WHORES thread, not EOT IN A DAMNABLE SPEEDO thread.

There's whores?

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:43:37 GMT

Me too.

This is a mothereffing PRETTY SHOE and DEAD ROMAN WHORES thread, not EOT IN A DAMNABLE SPEEDO thread.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:40:10 GMT

Penelope McBagpipe wrote:
Maybe it's tundra but sometimes I wonder what eot would look like in a speedo.

:: splrrrt ::

Sorry...I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:36:14 GMT

Maybe it's tundra but sometimes I wonder what eot would look like in a speedo.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:27:23 GMT

Ew.

I bet tempeh-thighs are way worse than cottage cheese-thighs.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:25:34 GMT

Fuck off strai...

Fuck off, creepy.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Endofthread) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:15:47 GMT

I don't want to read about your disgusting feet.

I bet they're still swollen from the pregnancy.

Ick to the max.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:13:34 GMT

That's what I'm leaning (in pretty shoes, dammit) towards right now.

I shall assuredly update you all on my epic quest someday in the future.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Trixie Delight) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:21:03 GMT

Word on the street is she leans toward the tempeh thighed.

Eury, contact Gucci direct. If they don't have them, they should be able to steer you towards a seller who might.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:12:57 GMT

Weems' sister has tundra-thighs...

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (GnarlsInCharge) — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:44:16 GMT

What Mesozoic era was the thread starter born? For real reals The #1 reason above all else a straight city livin male was ostricized in the schoolyard back in the 90's was for wearing lame shoes.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Tres Gay) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:30:42 GMT

Eury is CHEATING ON OUR GAME? huh

Yes, I could wear those shoes but then I would need to rent a wheelchair because I wouldn't be able to walk in those shoes. I wore heals for the first ten years of my professional life; they really do make your calves look smokin'. They also deform your toes and get stuck in mud on construction sites/grates in mfg plants.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Jazzy) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:18:34 GMT

I want Eury's shoes.

I need those shoes.

oh, Eury... I scored 160 pts for a 5 letter word. against you. just now.

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (ObservingEgo) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:09:01 GMT

I like French Sole ballet flats;

they look adorable in my armoire!!!

I also like espadrilles with the heels all squished down...

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:59:18 GMT

SHUT THE FUCK UP HOODOO!

You are the biggest CLOSET cocksucking NEGRO there is.

You make me SICK with your phoney-ness.
>:c (

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:43:06 GMT

Penelope McBagpipe wrote:
I had a date offer with every fur dealer four villages over that year.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they were mainly interested in harvesting your pelt...

Re: um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:37:18 GMT

Mock all you want hoo.

These moccasins won me prom queen back in 88 from the exquisite stitching alone. I had a date offer with every fur dealer four villages over that year.

um, yeah (AKA a pretty shoe thread, straight males fuck off)

feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:17:14 GMT

Forget the plaid fuckers, someone find me these damn shoes to purchase.