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        <![CDATA[ Through The Cheetos


  
    
      
    
  

  Lynne Spears has made it &quot;Through the Storm&quot; thanks to a little
  help from the millions of dollars she&#39;s received from whoring out her kids. Lynne has put her parenting tips into a little book which is due out next
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			<description><![CDATA[ Father of Jamie Lynn Spears&#39; baby injured in crash (AP)
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Casey Aldridge, the father of actress Jamie Lynn Spears&#39; baby, and two of his four passengers were thrown from his 2008 Ford F-250 pickup when it rolled
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span></p>

<h2 class="nodeTitle"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/28087">Lynne Spears Is A Wonderful Mother</a></h2>

<p><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lynne Spears&#39;</span> book should have been called &quot;<span style="font-style: italic;">This is Why Brit Brit Went to
the Loony Bin!</span>&quot; The <span style="font-style: italic;">National Enquirer</span> (via <a... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ She was snorting coke off her baby&#39;s belly while breastfeeding?
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Moms are the ultimate multitaskers, I tell ya!
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			<description><![CDATA[ Lesson 1; close your legs, you&#39;re attracting flies. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So which Spears skank will get pregnant next? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I used to live in Schenectady. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Psst! They&#39;re from Louisiana. She&#39;s probably close to being an old maid down there. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Poor Bryan Spears......the long forgotten &quot;good boy&quot;.
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I&#39;ll bet if Ed Smart kidnapped him.....no one would notice.
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			<description><![CDATA[ This will go in the &quot;How <strong>Not</strong> To..&quot; section of the book store. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <h2 class="nodeTitle"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/27669">Through The Cheetos</a></h2>

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