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        <![CDATA[ Any of you palookas a lawyer?  Ole Madge needs to draw up her will.   My ticker is failing, my mingy jewel box is about to close forever and I&#39;d like to
leave a few things some some of you to remember me by.


Penelope McBagpipe-You have always eyed my pucker cave maximizer.  Use it with pride, girly.


TC-You have been after me to show you my patented Cambodian Spit Beater move.  I wrote down the die-rections for ya, just make sure you don&#39;t skip the
needle nose plier step.... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: My Last Will and Testament  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3279811/t/My-Last-Will-and-Testament.html#reply-3279811</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Wow! This thread has been very enlightening. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: My Last Will and Testament  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TC wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  I was getting a reputation for being too soft anyhow. Time to step it up a bit. And step it up I shall.
</blockquote>

<p> *sigh*</p>

<p>TC...I didn&#39;t really wanna say anything earlier....but....people are saying you&#39;ve &quot;gotten soft&quot;...</p>

<p>....they said you had flat out gotten FAT.</p>

<p>Maybe if you laid off the food so much, stopped posting and eating enchiladas non-stop, and got more exercise... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: My Last Will and Testament  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TC wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Who&#39;s talking shit about slip? Did he or did he not tell you that trixie has a lot of character nics and is very good at it?
</blockquote>

<p> Will there be a &quot;pussy Trixie ghostnic revealing&quot; in this thread?</p>

<p><br></p>

<p>I did it to APG.
<br>
It was very popular.
<br>
:c D
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: My Last Will and Testament  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ wow, i wish i had read the second page of this thread earlier
<br>
<br>
i thought it would just be 20 pages of people sucking some retarded character nic&#39;s ass, turned out to be much more fun
<br>
<br>
ok, it starts getting shitty again around page 8 or 9, is there anything else worth reading?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I think they are giving out the pills right now in the solarium. You may want to toddle on over there, Nutsy. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ To get back off topic:
<br>

<blockquote>
  <br>
  Why is Hag bringing up splinterverse stuff here over and over and over again?  And why does she seem so unhinged?
  <br>
  <br>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">Shagnanigans wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    You [Trixie] can&#39;t accomplish much without calling in Legal.
    <br>
    <br>
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    <strong class="quote-title">Shagnanigans wrote:</strong>
    <hr>
    &#39;Member the time TC didn&#39;t have... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Rumor had it that Madge had built up resistance to over 250 strains of venereal disease.  I hope she left her body to science. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Hammy, if this thread were on a treadmill...
<br>
<br>
Oh, never mind. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Shoo, Hammy. Shoo. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;d whine some more about how fucking awful this thread is, but...well. you know. Motivational issues. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  professional courtesy much?
</blockquote><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif">
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Madge. Earth&#39;s biggest defense mechanism. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Madge will be missed. The odd time that I would be doing a spice run as a side job in your quadrant, a detour was in order to discharge my blaster in
Madge&#39;s ol&#39; wormhole. She would do a little Jedi mouth trick on my saber, then give me a rougher ride than two hours on a tauntaun. A bounty hunter
couldn&#39;t help plunging into Madge&#39;s trench until he exploded like a DeathStar. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Seraphaem wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  I never thought I&#39;d see a character nic such as Madge broken down and dissected into various parts in order to prove a baseless point that it&#39;s
  secretly mocking an entire group. Like I told others recently, I knew it was easy to imply a conspiracy with a few choice phrases and actions, but to pull a
  conspiracy out of the ass of a funny character nic is fucking ridiculous.
  <br>
  <br>
  S.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ But not me right? you&#39;re not embarassed for me are you bilkis? Cause....I&#39;d just DIE if you were. ]]></description>

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			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3277720/t/My-Last-Will-and-Testament.html#reply-3277720</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ i&#39;m so embarassed for so many of you kimbob and powers chief among them ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ delete this thread ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I don&#39;t wish for anything in your will, Bawdy Madge.
<br>
<br>
But I do hope that in whatever ails you, you&#39;ll be fine soon.
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Word, brutha. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">HoodooRhythmDevil wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  &quot;I got bettah.&quot;
  <br>
  <br>
  S&#39;up Sera? It&#39;s like old home week &#39;round here...
</blockquote>

<p> </p>   I never thought I&#39;d see a character nic such as Madge  broken down and dissected into various parts in order to prove a baseless point that
it&#39;s secretly mocking an entire group. Like I told others recently, I knew it was easy to imply a conspiracy with a few choice... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Any of you palookas a lawyer?  Ole Madge needs to draw up her will.   My ticker is failing, my mingy jewel box is about to close forever and I&#39;d like to
leave a few things some some of you to remember me by.
<br>
<br>
Penelope McBagpipe-You have always eyed my pucker cave maximizer.  Use it with pride, girly.
<br>
<br>
TC-You have been after me to show you my patented Cambodian Spit Beater move.  I wrote down the die-rections for ya, just make sure you don&#39;t skip the
needle nose plier... ]]></description>

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