World's oldest joke http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/36392/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:05:33 GMT Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:17:49 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/36392/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3253196/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3253196 Comrade Jerrifan wrote:
A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru
feeds@yuku.com (Strange Flute) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3253196 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:17:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3253145/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3253145 feeds@yuku.com (UrbanCenter) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3253145 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:51:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3253136/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3253136 Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (sunsawed) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3253136 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:45:05 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252997/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252997 feeds@yuku.com (NotQuiteDeadYet) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252997 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 02:00:25 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252676/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252676 It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

Yeah, I guess you had to be there.

All three are funnier than anything Ron G or Papa CJ said on Last Comic Standing this season though. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (beatles20147) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252676 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 00:23:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252512/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252512
There's got to be a better 3 some joke in there somewhere.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Poverteeflatz) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252512 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:30:11 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252432/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252432
But in reality, there is no time, neither past nor future, but only the now.

This elegant moment of Zen is brought to you by,

Canterbury Tales1


P.S. Have a great weekend!



]]> feeds@yuku.com (Canterbury Tales1) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252432 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:06:55 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252233/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252233
CTHULTHU, THE GREAT AZTEC GOD OF CREATION AND DESTRUCTION, WILL COME OUT OF A DEEP CAVERN, CREATING A GIGANTIC STORM, AND HE WILL EAT ALL THE HUMAN SOULS THAT HE DEEMS DO NOT DESERVE TO REMAIN ON EARTH!!!

NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY READING THIS POST, HE WILL HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR YOU UNLESS YOU DO HIS BIDDING!!!

YOU MUST REPOST THIS MESSAGE IN RESPONSE TO 5 THREADS RIGHT NOW, OR... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (catspasms) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252233 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:27:03 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252220/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252220
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Eurytol) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252220 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:24:32 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252207/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252207 How do you say "My dog has no nose" in Sumerian?

]]> feeds@yuku.com (tweek46) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252207 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:22:42 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252049/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252049 feeds@yuku.com (Bernard Wrangler) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252049 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:04:32 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3252027/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3252027 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (The Dharma Initiative) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3252027 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:02:39 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3251965/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3251965 feeds@yuku.com (squashthebeef) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3251965 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:56:03 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3251788/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3251788 feeds@yuku.com (goner1) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3251788 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:42:09 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3251758/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3251758 feeds@yuku.com (Link Please) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3251758 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:40:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3247957/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html#reply-3247957 feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3247957 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:07:21 GMT <![CDATA[ World's oldest joke ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/36392/t/World-s-oldest-joke.html World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:01am EDT

LONDON (Reuters) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Comrade Jerrifan) http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/36392 Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:05:33 GMT