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        <![CDATA[ ....if they don&#39;t stop barking tonight.


a BIT OF RAT POISON IN HAMBURGER IS ALL IT WILL TAKE.


Do you HATE your neighbor&#39;s BARKING dogs as much as me?



P.S.  Baxter is on my list.
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I SWEAR....I will POISON the neighbors dogs....  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ super glue a chew toy and toss it over the fence. put a ton of cayenne in a meatball.
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people with barking dogs know their stupid dogs won&#39;t shut up, so pestering them isn&#39;t going to do anything.
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you could always invite a relative with children over to your home, have the kids throw a ball over into the dogs yard, and have the kids retrieve said ball.
if the dog attacks, then it gets put down. best to line the children&#39;s pockets with bacon before they head over.... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ banging on the door and yelling at the people. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: I SWEAR....I will POISON the neighbors dogs....  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Just a wild guess, but I suspect they&#39;re already sick of seeing him.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Banging the dog or the people? Either way...I think that&#39;s illegal if they say no.
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I LOVE DRUNK MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WEEMS. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh. I missed that then, I only sskimmed.
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still, I suggest going over and banging evertime and tell them. they&#39;ll get sick of seeing you ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ go make friends with the dogs and they will stop barking ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ BEEP HE&#39;S TOLD THEM THE FUCK OFF ABOUT THEIR FUCKING DOGS BARKING ALREADY!!!!!
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GRRRRR! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ HEY, here&#39;s a wacky suggestion, how about going over nad banging on the neighbors door and telling them to shut their dog up? too easy? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought only Dr. Dre and Eminem could make threats like this and get away with it?! ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ People who poison dogs are no better than people who hit cats with their cars and don&#39;t stop.
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If you poison that dog, I hope TC finds Souxie and runs her down.
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Kidding not, buster. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ JERRY KNOWS of what I speak!
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&gt;:c (
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I still miss Jerry!
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:c (
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			<description><![CDATA[ For those of you LOSERS with dogs that <font size="7">BARK BARK BARK...</font>...
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....YOU BEST KEEP THEM IN AT NIGHT....
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.....lest the CANDYMAN comes to town!
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Look out....you best beware.....
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<br>
&gt;:c (
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			<description><![CDATA[ Poisoning seems a bit harsh.
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Try slicing their vocal cords. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Amy dug her way out? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ The dogs get a reprieve of LIFE tonight.
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<br>
I&#39;m doing &quot;foundation plastering&quot; in my basement tonight and it&#39;s kicking my ass.
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I&#39;m dripping in sweat, my knuckles are bloody, and my knees are destroyed.
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<br>
YOUR BARKING DOGS get to live one more night.
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<br>
I can&#39;t gaurantee about tomorrow.
<br>
<br>
*back to work*
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			<description><![CDATA[ I&#39;m back.
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<br>
So....what do you people want to hear at this point?
<br>
You wanna hear some happy, feel-good ending to it?
<br>
<br>
I told you......enough is enough.
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<br>
:c (
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Dr Weems wrote:</strong>
  <hr>

  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">The Purple Parrot wrote:</strong>
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    Have you tried muzzling them? There won&#39;t be as many lawsuits involved.
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  <p>HOW THE FUCK CAN I MUZZLE SOMEONE ELSES DOGS?
  <br>
  I can&#39;t.</p>

  <p>And Vicconius/Mister Smooth whatever is a PUSSY (no wonder he&#39;s never had a woman in his life)!
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  &quot;Have you talked to them?&quot;</p>... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ ....if they don&#39;t stop barking tonight.
<br>
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a BIT OF RAT POISON IN HAMBURGER IS ALL IT WILL TAKE.
<br>
<br>
Do you HATE your neighbor&#39;s BARKING dogs as much as me?
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P.S.  Baxter is on my list.
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