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        <title>Man stuck in well </title>
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        <![CDATA[ Right now they&#39;re trying to rescue a guy who fell into a gas well and apparently has slid down about 80 feet into it.


The shaft is 18 inches wide. They say he fell into it and folded up so that his head and feet are pointed up and his posterior pointed down and he&#39;s having
trouble breathing.


Here is my question.



How the HELL do you manage this? If my fat ass fell into an 18 inch wide hole, they&#39;d find me sitting on the ground with the 18 inch pipe only half
surrounding my... ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Man stuck in well  ]]></title>
			<link>http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3206144/t/Man-stuck-in-well.html#reply-3206144</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ dude&#39;s a pussy. that baby jessica hung in wedged for days. she knows how to fall in a well. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ PeePee got her butt stuck in this hole.
<br>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Man stuck in well uses cell phone to call help
<br>
Deseret News (Salt Lake City),  Apr 30, 2007 </p>

<p>SANDPOINT, Idaho (AP) -- A 65-year-old man who fell head first into a well and became stuck upside down was able to work his cell phone free and call for
help.</p>

<p>&quot;(Otherwise) I would be pushing up daisies,&quot; Roger Klopfenstein told the Bonner County Daily Bee in this northern Idaho city. &quot;I lost my grip
and couldn&#39;t get out. I was stuck big time.&quot;</p>... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That was SO much funnier the second time! LOLOLOL ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">Reginald Lewis wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Man freed from stuck elevator
  <br>
  By Jenn Smith, Berkshire Eagle Staff
  <br>
  Article Last Updated: 07/22/2008 11:21:40 AM EDT
  <br>
  <br>
  <br>
  Tuesday, July 22
  <br>
  PITTSFIELD - One city resident had a rough start to the day - being stuck in an elevator for nearly a half hour.
  <br>
  Members of the Pittsfield Fire Department responded to a call at 7 North St. between 7:30 and 8 a.m. this... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ So you think she&#39;s lying too? ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TobaccoRhoda wrote:</strong>
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  OKay they just pulled him out. He&#39;s HUGE. And so is the hole. 18 inches my fat ass.
</blockquote>

<p>He&#39;s a grown man doubled up in an 18 in. pipe, 80 ft. down and they got him out that quickly.</p>

<p> TRho&#39;s right.  Something doesn&#39;t make sense here.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <em>Sting:
<br>
There&#39;s a hole in my heart
<br>
As deep as a well
<br>
For that poor little boy,
<br>
Who&#39;s stuck halfway to hell...
<br>
<br>
Sideshow Mel:
<br>
Though we can&#39;t get him out,
<br>
We&#39;ll do the next best thing...
<br>
McBain:
<br>
We go on TV
<br>
And sing, sing, sing!
<br>
<br>
All:
<br>
And we&#39;re sending our love down the well...
<br>
Krusty:
<br>
All the way down!
<br>
All:
<br>
We&#39;re sending our love down the well...
<br>
Krusty:
<br>
Down that... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Yeah, it took two days to get that moran unlodged. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Are you a midget or other type of circus freak?
<br>
<br>
::unzips:: ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I just measured. I guess I have small shoulders. No lie. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  I was going to say my shoulders are not 18 inches across, they are less than that.
</blockquote>
<br>
<br>
Unless you are twelve, or ar shaped like a pear, not they&#39;re not. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I really expected more excitement - Like that time when the idiot wedged his riding mower between two trees! Hoo ha, that was a riot!!!
<br>
<br>
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ TRho had it wrong. He was 18 inches down, the hole was 80 feet wide. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  The shaft is 18 inches wide.
</blockquote>pretty much summed up the story. Your egregious geometrical faux pas wasn&#39;t really worth mentioning until now. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I was going to say my shoulders are not 18 inches across, they are less than that.
<br>
<br>
That was pretty quick considering he was 80 feet down unless they were guessing. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>Please let the lion eat him.</p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">TobaccoRhoda wrote:</strong>
  <hr>
  Spelling is what&#39;s bothering you about this obvious media manufactured bullshit? Really?
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<p> Spelling is very important.
<br></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ We&#39;re not bothered cuz...well, you seem to be the only one actually watching. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Right now they&#39;re trying to rescue a guy who fell into a gas well and apparently has slid down about 80 feet into it.
<br>
<br>
The shaft is 18 inches wide. They say he fell into it and folded up so that his head and feet are pointed up and his posterior pointed down and he&#39;s having
trouble breathing.
<br>
<br>
Here is my question.
<br>
<br>
<br>
How the HELL do you manage this? If my fat ass fell into an 18 inch wide hole, they&#39;d find me sitting on the ground with the 18 inch... ]]></description>

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