HOUSE PAINTERS: Is there a less SKILLED profession?

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feeds@yuku.com (RoMa) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:36:10 GMT

Weems, ask Loki how to take unseen photos and post them!

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feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:33:46 GMT

ObservingEgo wrote:

Should I use a water-based urethane to seal my bathroom floor? How many coats? [House is late 1930s with oak floors.]

No...use oil urethane.

PLEASE PEOPLE...the differences between indoor and outdoor painters are insignificant.

They're both wasted pill-popping fucks.

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feeds@yuku.com (RoMa) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:27:42 GMT

Is this thread about the new Space Monkey movie?

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feeds@yuku.com (ObservingEgo) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:52:00 GMT

Hellsafire!!! Why didn't you paint your own living room???

It is rather satisfying and easy...plus with the money you saved you could buy yourself a present!!!

Should I use a water-based urethane to seal my bathroom floor? How many coats? [House is late 1930s with oak floors.]

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feeds@yuku.com (nomellons) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:45:57 GMT

Exterior painters are a bunch of drunks.

Interior painters -- it depends. Are they just sprayin or are they rolling or are they actually painting? Is moulding involved?

If it is just spraying, they are usually illegals and drunks. Basically the same with the roller guys. If they are painting and doing woodwork, they are usually actually skilled union painters.

Less skilled professions include driveway sealers, deck washers/cleaners, window washers and grass...

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feeds@yuku.com (Seahawketti) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:31:26 GMT

PassionatePiscesMan wrote:
How much skill does it take to be a member of Congress?

Very good point. Exhibit A of how it takes no skill to be a member of congress is Washington State's Patty Murray.

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feeds@yuku.com (Kimbob the Magnificent) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:21:28 GMT

Dr Weems wrote:
....and I think these HOUSE-PAINTER retards get off on the fumes.

Vapors. By definition a fume contains a metal particulate.

Kimbob the Chemist
edited because I haven't had my tea yet and I fuckered that up right and good.

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feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:18:48 GMT

At least they are sober.

I'm sure they could be trained to paint the baseboards quite well.

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feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:16:24 GMT

Puffins make excellent house painters.

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feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:14:25 GMT

My assertion is solid:

All painters are drunken, pill popping oafs that have the "trade skills" easily obtained by an obedient zoo critter.

No one can deny my assertion.

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feeds@yuku.com (minerva) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:03:54 GMT

To sell $5 pizzas.

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feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:03:03 GMT

To jam with the Banana Splits.

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feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:01:36 GMT

Why would a zookeeper need to play a guitar?

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feeds@yuku.com (Mutan) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:01:01 GMT

lower than the painter is the black top resealer. He basically paints a drive way, over charges, and doesn't even have to worry about going over the edge because it is a lawn. Look, it is just some oily tar shit you put on with a brush, steal some lawn furniture to keep people off the drive and then leave.

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feeds@yuku.com (minerva) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:59:27 GMT

I've been wondering the same thing!

All I know is I would be more apt to buy a $5 pizza from a guitar advertisement if the sign-holding guy actually strummed the guitar.

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feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:59:09 GMT

Has anyone said Zookeeper yet?

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feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:58:17 GMT

What exactly does a guitar have to do with pizza anyway?

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feeds@yuku.com (minerva) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:56:39 GMT

I'm pretty sure he didn't... it doesn't look homemade. He could at least strum it a little, like he's playing air guitar, don't you think?

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feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:52:07 GMT

Did he make his own guitar-shaped sign?

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feeds@yuku.com (minerva) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:50:17 GMT

What about the guy who stands out on the sidewalk in front of Little Cesar's with the guitar-shaped sign advertising $5 pizzas? He doesn't even act like he's playing the guitar, for crying out loud, he just stands there holding it.

Surely drunken monkey house painting requires more skill than THAT?

HOUSE PAINTERS: Is there a less SKILLED profession?

feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 22:01:40 GMT

You can essentially train a monkey to paint your house.....and I think these HOUSE-PAINTER retards get off on the fumes.
A carpenter, electrician, sheet rocker, concrete finisher, etc, has some training.....

... but is there ANYONE on this planet who can't do the labor of slapping paint on a wall?

Is there any LOWLIER profession than house painting?
:c ?