YOU FUCKING MORON!

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:14:14 GMT

Actually I'm from Iowa but some of the sticks do have that Texas wildness to it.

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (MartytheMarquesanMoose) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:10:33 GMT

That's exactly right!

You must be from Texas. I bet the quality of small talk is 10 times better in Texas.

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:09:07 GMT

I ususally respond to banal small talk with my friend Winchester.

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (MartytheMarquesanMoose) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:41:34 GMT

I hope you rot in hell.

The whole point is that I was LOOKING FOR a "fine, thanks, and you?" or "terrible". NOT A FUCKING WEATHER REPORT.

Pick something else that's common to all. I just came in out of the weather. I know exactly how it is outside. You're probably from somewhere where it rains sometimes in the summer. It doesn't do that here. This is California. The weather is always perfect. Just like in...

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (Sunbird11) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:03:55 GMT

Geez, Marty, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

People talk about the weather cause it's common to all.

When I pass by an acquaintance and they ask me "How are you?" I always say, "Fine, thanks, and you?" even if I'm feeling lousy. If I say, "Terrible, and you?" it's an invitation to talk. Next thing they'll want to know is why.

He's NOT a "fucking moron." He was just being...

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:34:33 GMT

Lighten up for crying out loud...

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (CBRetriever) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:42:50 GMT

two of our IT guys are kinda cute and young

fortunately I work with a lot of foreigners - they don't make small talk about the weather

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (NotQuiteDeadYet) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:40:00 GMT

102 ain't nothin

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (MartytheMarquesanMoose) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:12:49 GMT

Southern coworker: Hey Marty, how are you?

Me: Ahm fahn. Hope you ah too!

LIES!

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (Shorty) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:52:00 GMT

You can't arrange by penis!!!

Very unsouthern

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (SlimeSlurp) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:50:00 GMT

You need some Southern manners. The correct response to "How are you?" is "Fine - Hope you are!"

Drawl optional.

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feeds@yuku.com (Anal Probst) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:49:57 GMT

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (Shorty) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:33:10 GMT

Marty's IT guy

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (MartytheMarquesanMoose) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:26:15 GMT

I'm laughing at the assumption that she's a hot chick.

I heard from one of my coworkers who just got back from lunch that there's a breeze outside. It must be a fucking amazing breeze because it's all she could talk about for like 10 minutes.

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (merkyl) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:11:00 GMT

It's true, hot chicks get better IT service.

(sorry Eury)

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feeds@yuku.com (darlingal) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:10:05 GMT

The girl in the next cube is blowing the IT guy. He always is nice and asks her how she is doing.

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (bucking fitch) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:07:26 GMT

MMMadcow wrote:
Girls can get almost anything out of an IT guy.

Nerdy IT guys get all flustered when you bat your eyelashes at them. It works!

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (AeroChild) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:04:02 GMT

you'll converse nicely with the IT guy and you'll like it!

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (MMMadcow) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:42:29 GMT

Girls can get almost anything out of an IT guy.

Re: YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (MartytheMarquesanMoose) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:19:13 GMT

I'm still on my second cup. This day should get interesting.

And it's only Monday for those of you assholes who don't work on Saturday and Sunday. It may come as a surprise that I don't like crowds, so my days off fall during the week. Today is THURSDAY.

So get that hang-in-there-kitten shit OUT OF MY FUCKING MORON THREAD.

I'd also like to know how the girl in the cube next to me can play WoW during work when...

YOU FUCKING MORON!

feeds@yuku.com (MartytheMarquesanMoose) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:30:22 GMT

I asked you how you were doing. I did not ask how you like the fucking weather. I already know about the weather. It's summertime. It's California. Yeah, it's hot. Is this the first day you've been sober during daylight hours?

How could you possibly think I was not aware of the weather? Do you think I got beamed here by Scotty? Am I wearing a fucking parka? WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WAS NOT AWARE IT IS HOT OUTSIDE?

I don't even fucking care how...