Roseanne Barr http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/35215/t/Roseanne-Barr.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:42:33 GMT Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:53:18 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/35215/t/Roseanne-Barr.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137543/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137543 Coach: Like Colorado?
Cliff: No, Coach. Uh, more like a king or a prince. Conversely, if you've not led a good life, you come back in a more lowly condition.
Norm: Last time out, I must have made a real ass out of myself. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (TC) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137543 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:53:14 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137535/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137535 feeds@yuku.com (nedloh3) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137535 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:51:38 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137528/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137528 Cliff: "Hailey Mills in The Parent Trap"

Norm: "Patty Duke on The Patty Duke Show"


Frasier walking into bar "What are you guys trying to name actresses that played identical twins through the magic of cinema"


Sam: "No, were naming the imaginary twins we'd most like to see making out with eachother" ]]> feeds@yuku.com (ilikelissie) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137528 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:49:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137516/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137516 TC wrote:
Why??

It was a line from "Cheers"...

]]> feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137516 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:46:17 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137515/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137515
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (TC) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137515 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:46:05 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137513/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137513
We were at a local play (Saturday's Voyeur)....my mom locked her keys in the car.
I went to the snack counter....Roseanne was talking to one of the theater people....

...I asked "By any chance does the theater have a coat hanger I can boorw?"

Roseanne said "WHY? Who's having an abortion?"

:c )
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137513 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:45:54 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137506/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137506 feeds@yuku.com (TC) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137506 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:44:02 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137500/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137500 feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137500 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:43:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137486/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137486 feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137486 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:39:45 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137482/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137482 Nothing beats seeing Shelley Long under the foor with her face sticking out. <3!

]]> feeds@yuku.com (token lunatic) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137482 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:39:18 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137479/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137479
Sam: Oh yeah? What is it.

Woody: Let's date 'em! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137479 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:38:40 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137473/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137473


Woody "You know what? Back home in Indiana we have a name for people like you who have a lot of money and think they can boss everyone around"


Robin "Really? What's is it?"


Woody "Sir" ]]> feeds@yuku.com (ilikelissie) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137473 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:36:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137471/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137471

i will submit......


happy days ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137471 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:36:44 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137470/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137470 ilikelissie wrote:
Greatest spin-off ever???

Frasier. Not a fan, but it is the undisputed king of spin-offs.

Or AfterMASH.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Charming Nemesis) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137470 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:36:18 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137469/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137469 feeds@yuku.com (TC) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137469 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:36:17 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137466/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137466 feeds@yuku.com (token lunatic) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137466 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:34:43 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137464/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137464
Kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly happened during the Rebecca years. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (TC) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137464 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:34:26 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137463/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137463
Situational comedy? Check.

By definition, a sitcom. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137463 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:33:48 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137460/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137460 feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137460 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:33:14 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/reply/3137456/t/Roseanne-Barr.html#reply-3137456


...THE OFFICE?!?!? ]]> feeds@yuku.com (HoodooRhythmDevil) http://www.survivorsucks.com/sreply/3137456 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:31:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Roseanne Barr ]]> http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/35215/t/Roseanne-Barr.html
Jokes included:
-- Gays are great! Why do they want to get married??? marriage sucks because you stop having sex!
-- Bush is a bad and stupid president!
-- I'm fat, haha!
-- Many Americans are very fat and go on a lot of useless diets, haha!
-- Many Americans take a lot of pills against all kind of things, that can't be a solution!!
-- I'm 53 and say FUCK for... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Onno) http://www.survivorsucks.com/topic/35215 Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:42:33 GMT