I don't know how this wedding invitation shit works...

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feeds@yuku.com (PassionatePiscesMan) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:31:39 GMT

It seems like they spend more time preparing to get married than the lenght of the marriage itslef.

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feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:41:53 GMT

The King hopes to see you soon. A hooba hooba hooka doo. Thank You! Thank you very much!

PSYCHE! I'm just a bad Elvis impersonator.

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feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:25:07 GMT

Fuck. You just made me laugh really loud.

I'm going home.

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feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:21:01 GMT

won't = want

"Hey ...how are you, TC? I'm Paris Hilton."

PSYCHED YOU OUT LOSER!
I'm ugly Chica dressed up like Paris.

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feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:16:06 GMT

Heh. you said "tity". heh.

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feeds@yuku.com (Dr Weems) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:15:12 GMT

TC, SHAME ON YOU!

Until you have walked your daughter down the aisle on her wedding day, you can never imagine what a special day it is in her life.
As parents, we won't our little angel's day to be as perfect as a possible.

Of course, you're on your 6th husband so the sanctity of marraige means nothing to YOU.
>:c (

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feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:42:28 GMT

This is all just so fascinating. thanks everso guppie for bringing this news back to us. I await further updates.

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feeds@yuku.com (Jitensha) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:41:32 GMT

I'm not even sure he counts as a prop. it's more like set dressing.

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feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:39:58 GMT

Okay, I can confirm a few things:

1. Jit's cousin is really pretty
2. Her husband-to-be is a prop
3. The save the date card looks like the cover of a somewhat sinister Harlequin romance novel

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feeds@yuku.com (kf59) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:39:19 GMT

blondemss wrote:
yah, til the fucking check bounces

or is worth .000000001 rupee

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feeds@yuku.com (Jitensha) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:30:14 GMT

To add to the hilarity, she's a bodybuilder.

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feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:28:21 GMT

It's my cousin. I doubt she goes here, but I'll send it to you in a PM.

Awesome!! It just sounds hilarious. Almost as good as baby-in-a-bag.

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feeds@yuku.com (Buggles73) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:26:11 GMT

My cousin still sent me an invite to hers although I was moving away. It was out of courtesy. Just send a check and a card saying you wish you could've attended and shut the fuck up about it.

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feeds@yuku.com (Jitensha) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:19:34 GMT

It's my cousin. I doubt she goes here, but I'll send it to you in a PM.

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feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:17:31 GMT

Can you post a pic of that, please?

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feeds@yuku.com (Jitensha) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:28:53 GMT

speaking of wedding invitations. I got a save the date magnet a few weeks ago, and it's a giant fucking magnet with the bride's over made up whoreish face taking up the entire thing, and her fiance off to the side covered in shadows. Apparently, she's not proud of him. Why would I want to put this giant monstrosity on my fridge?

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feeds@yuku.com (pinkdolphin) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:25:59 GMT

Just say you can't go. There is no reason to stress about the gift. If it is someone you haven't seen or talked to in a long time. However if you want to be nice you could do it. I sent a babygift to a first cousin of mine when she had her first. I haven't seen them in a long time, but wanted to congratulate her. I was very disappointed when I never heard anything else about the baby. Only through other family members. I was at least hoping for a picture.

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feeds@yuku.com (youfist) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:13:42 GMT

send some treats for the hillbilly dog.

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feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:51:30 GMT

Don't be a fucking retard. If you don't want to send a gift don't send a gift. Did you ever think that maybe they sent you the invitation because even though they knew you would not be around, they didn't want you to feel left out.

OR, they forgot you were going to be away.

Or they don't care.

Seriously, at this point, I'm pretty sure they are not thinking about you and don't give a shit.

Why are you just getting the...

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feeds@yuku.com (amikino) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:49:37 GMT

Miss Manners says all you need do is first respond to the RSVP by letting them know you can't attend. Then, all you should do is send a nice card afterward to congratulate them. You are never required to give a gift. And if they complain later that you are a cheap bastard for not sending a gift or check, you can sit on your throne of self-righteousness knowing they are gauche.

I don't know how this wedding invitation shit works...

feeds@yuku.com (The Dharma Initiative) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:15:29 GMT

So presumably my aunt & uncle sent me this wedding invitation for their daughter, who is a cousin I have not spoken to in a decade.

I've had a trip planned for the last six months, and it is well known through various channels that I will NOT be around during the month of August. The wedding as you may have guessed, is in August.

So inside the envelope is another envelope where apparently I am supposed to check off a form stating whether or not I will be...