Jesse Helms yields his time. - oh and is DEAD DEAD DEAD

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feeds@yuku.com (Undertakeress) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:55:54 GMT

The only thing sad about this is I failed to put him in my deathpool.

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feeds@yuku.com (CountAsterisk) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:27:50 GMT

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see them again 'till the fourth of July

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feeds@yuku.com (Angela in WI) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:49:43 GMT

I feel like slamming his ouchy parts against my son's train table, I don't know why?

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feeds@yuku.com (xabana) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:39:00 GMT

I love the fact that he died on the 4th, too. HA HA HA HA!

I feel bad for the worms, though.

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feeds@yuku.com (QuiltRicky) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:57:01 GMT

Happy 4th of July!

Jesse Helms passed away on red,white and blue day? Wow!

Gay Americans Rules!

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feeds@yuku.com (StarRider) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:01:32 GMT

Sloansalad wrote:
After they bury him, I hope some LOTR fan looks at the grave and says "Woah, Helms' deep!"

This folks, is the new comedy gold standard.

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feeds@yuku.com (xabana) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:58:04 GMT

Best 4th of July present ever!

Die in hell motherfucker!!!!!

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feeds@yuku.com (DaveSoGay) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:40:59 GMT

At least Jesse lived to see gay-buttfucking become legalized by the Supreme Court around the country, and here in NC. It's too bad our paths never crossed here in Raleigh (where we both lived). I would've loved to have seen him out in public, and grabbed and kissed a guy in front of him.

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feeds@yuku.com (2ManyAndersons) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:34:28 GMT

Gregoire wrote:
I'm not celebrating his death. I wanted him to live to see a black man elected president of the United States, the most potent symbol of the fact that the
belief systems he spent his whole life touting are being dismantled and his legacy shipped to the junkyard. Couldn't you have lived for just a bit longer,
Jesse?

Dontcha think that the fact that a...

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feeds@yuku.com (Sigvold) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:31:24 GMT

It truly is a holiday! I hope they bury him someplace easy to get to, so we can all go dance on his grave. Poor Jesse had a gay lover in college and was too much of a coward to come out of the closet == and thus another fucked-up homophobe was created. May he rot in the firey pits of hell where women rub their fat juicy smelly vaginas up and down his face for eternity. Gay Hell.

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feeds@yuku.com (Shag) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:20:37 GMT

Um where would you put it?

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feeds@yuku.com (Shag) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:11:02 GMT

I think I said the same thing, but with buttfucking.

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feeds@yuku.com (Gregoire) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:11:06 GMT

I'm not celebrating his death. I wanted him to live to see a black man elected president of the United States, the most potent symbol of the fact that the belief systems he spent his whole life touting are being dismantled and his legacy shipped to the junkyard. Couldn't you have lived for just a bit longer, Jesse?

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feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:06:16 GMT

After they bury him, I hope some LOTR fan looks at the grave and says "Woah, Helms' deep!"

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feeds@yuku.com (TobaccoRhoda) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:04:50 GMT

an era is over.

Really? Did Robert Byrd die too?

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feeds@yuku.com (Sloansalad) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:17:49 GMT

I totally got that Strom joke.

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feeds@yuku.com (Alexfangirl) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:12:28 GMT

Jesse Helms Viagra commercial

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feeds@yuku.com (The Balloon Artist) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 14:04:33 GMT

Helms acknowledged his polarizing character, saying famed ventriloquist dummy Mortimer Snerd could run as the Democratic candidate for Senate against him and garner 45 percent of the vote.

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feeds@yuku.com (McWolcott) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:41:21 GMT

Not saddened by this news.

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feeds@yuku.com (Jakob Speed) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:05:55 GMT

only history dropouts would think his dying today is appropriate.

Two great men in Adams & Jefferson, a pretty decent one - Monroe, and a stubborn old coot.

Jesse Helms yields his time. - oh and is DEAD DEAD DEAD

feeds@yuku.com (Mister Slippery) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:42:57 GMT

yet another reason to celebrate the 4th.