Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Jakob Speed) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:31:18 GMT

sorta like my grampa, he would always be lying around sleeping at weird times. When people would wake him he would yell, "I'm old and tired, not godamn dead. Leave me the hell alone"

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:28:46 GMT

That's when they get ya dmb.

That's when they get ya.

:shifty eyes

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (dmb154678) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:26:25 GMT

that thing looks like you would fish it out with a skimmer and it would take a breath and come at ya.
it looks sneaky dead, not dead dead.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Jakob Speed) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:26:02 GMT

I bet that guy's name was buckethead, now it's bucketdead.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:22:17 GMT

WAYNE STOP IT!

Poor little feller.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (dmb154678) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:18:30 GMT

there's a GIANT, and i mean GIANT squirrel's nest in a tree at the back of my yard. i've seen little squirrels running around, but you're right, i've never seen anything i would call a "baby"

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Jakob Speed) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:10:14 GMT

Oh my gawd! Those evil pirates put all of David Sedaris' books online in audio format.

http://isohunt.com/torrents/?ihq=%22david+sedaris%22

Someone needs to do something about those damn pirates.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 09:47:24 GMT

Oh man, this thread went from jolly to morbid real quick like.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (StatelyWayneManor) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:40:41 GMT

Must have been a black squirrel.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (B DeBrun) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:34:22 GMT

nomellons wrote:
There was a dead baby squirrel in the middle of my patio yesterday -- the mom was up in th tree making quite the racket.

Found a dead one as well recently. Not much left...

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (PAPAYOKE) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:25:12 GMT

Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

Jadis permanently banned them from Narnia.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (lilnubber) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:24:55 GMT

I have chipmunks, squirrels and rabbits in my yard, and the other day, we saw a fox not too far from here.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (jellloshot) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:30:54 GMT

I brought home two baby squirrels once when I was a kid. One died, but we kept the other and took care of it. When he got older we would leave the kitchen window open with food in the sill and he would come and go as he pleased. I think he ended up living in our back tree...or some tree in the area. I could just go out back and call him for a bit and he'd come running. About six months or a year later we went for a week vacation somewhere and he was just gone when we got back....

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (BlahFrickinBlah) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:39:48 GMT

nomellons wrote:
There was a dead baby squirrel in the middle of my patio yesterday -- the mom was up in th tree making quite the racket.

Suicide or murder?

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Sue5858) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:48:43 GMT

I see baby squirrels all the time, in the woods, around people's houses, in the shrubs by work - what planet is David S living on? Where I currently live, I don't see many regular big squirrels around here but I have chipmunks and bunnies in my yard - both of which have produced babies this year.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (NewOrleansIsSinking) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:27:42 GMT

There were over 180 people last year sent to the hospital with injuries from squirrels here.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Hamdingers) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:50:57 GMT

I saw a Turkey Vulture walking along the street on the way to work this morning. Ugly suckers. There were a couple of beavers swimming around the river last night too. This area's crawlin' with critters.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:47:37 GMT

Am I the only one who doesn't live in some sort of eco-friendly lodge in the middle of a charming woodland?

SUGARPUSS!! Good too see ya! The book is very fun, as always. Enjoy it. And then read "Bonk" by Mary Roach.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Voodidit) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:41:38 GMT

I saw 2 baby squirrels Sunday!! The mama was herding them away from the road toward a tree.

Re: Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (Sugarpuss OShea) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:41:03 GMT

Gup. I picked that up in the bookstore the other day. I couldn't buy it right then, but I read a couple of pages.
The worm. In the leg. Of the mom.

Yeeecchhh.

I can't wait to read the whole thing.

Why is it that you never, ever see a baby squirrel?

feeds@yuku.com (superguppie) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 11:37:35 GMT

Question shamelessly stolen from David Sedaris's new book.