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        <![CDATA[ This has after school special written all over it.




  Young Teen Runaway&#39;s Alleged Pimp To Face Judge

  
    By Ninad Shah and Lee Kushnir
  
  
  NEW YORK (CBS) ― A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme
  Court on Monday.
  
  
  Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. &#39;Shorty,&#39; due to her 3 foot 9 inch height, is charged with promoting prostitution and child endangerment for allegedly
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re: Have we talked about the dwarf pimp yet?  ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Yes, but tossing them for sport in a bar is okay. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ That guy from Jackass who could kick himself in the head = best midget ever. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">kinghouseplant wrote:</strong>
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  Does she carry a step stool for pimp slaps?
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<p> zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING! <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/MisterSlippery/icons-anims/lbf.gif"></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Remember the wee black mon in Me Myself &amp; Irene? He was totally pimpin, Mensa-style. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ consuelo is a popular dwarf-woman name.
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			<description><![CDATA[ Grazie. ;)
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Tiny McCutiepants is also commonly heard at Little person conventions. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Midget is un-PC. The PC term is Little People, it covers all kinds of the way-below-average-heighted folks. Dwarfism is a disease, just one way to be a Little
Person. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ A midget would be a madam. A dwarf is always a pimp. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought women were madams, not pimps. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought dwarf and midget were two separate animals. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ It reads as if CBS just ventriloquised the New York Post, which is anything but PC
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eta:  don&#39;t they prefer dwarf to midget?  For some reason, they really hate midget. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ Not to mention, those prices are outrageous. If I&#39;m getting a whore from a dwarf, I expect a 50% discount. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ This has after school special written all over it.
<br>
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  <h2>Young Teen Runaway&#39;s Alleged Pimp To Face Judge</h2>

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  <span class="cbstv_attribution" style="">NEW YORK (CBS) ―</span> A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme
  Court on Monday.
  <br>... ]]></description>

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