I can't live like this!

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (Dharmit) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:17:55 GMT

How awful Khnumy! My son and I lived in Isla Vista when I was attending UCSB years ago. The entire town of I.V. is infested with roaches. It's so horrible. I lived in 2 different apartments on opposit side of town and the roaches were always there.

It makes me quite ill to think about it now.. because my son was just a baby and I couldn't afford to move out of I.V. at the time, we just had to live with them. Landlords would fumagate every month and all that did was toxify us...

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (The Purple Parrot) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:45:34 GMT

Move?

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feeds@yuku.com (Citizen Postal) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:40:24 GMT

they may also damage essential gray matter that controls basic bodily functions, so you might find yourself crapping in your pants or suddenly crashing to the floor in the throes of a grand mal seizure.

Hey! That sure explains a lot. Thanx!

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (Link Please) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:25:18 GMT

And yet it's still less painful and damaging than reading a Scruffy post.

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feeds@yuku.com (ScruffyGuy) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:19:17 GMT

Has anyone mentioned that late at night, when you are sound asleep, cockroaches enjoy crawling into your ear so that they may devour your brain and lay their eggs in the vicinity of your amygdala?

The blatant attack on your emotional center can lead to serious mood swings and bouts of severe depression. On their way to the amygdala, they may also damage essential gray matter that controls basic bodily functions, so you might find yourself crapping in your pants or suddenly crashing...

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (khnum) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:15:33 GMT

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (thumbalenae) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:14:18 GMT

lol - you couldn't handle South Florida - or Florida for that matter. cockaroaches EVERYWHERE.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (khnum) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:38:12 GMT

I'm totally not leaving. I'm gonna kill those fuckers, it's my mission.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (JVL58) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:36:23 GMT

Citizen Postal wrote:
TC, please pardon my lack of clarity. Allow me to explain. I was refering to the Browning Automatic Rifle. The mean summbitch spits out approx. 500 30-06 rounds per minute. Excellent means of dealing with cockroach infestations. Or infestations of just about any kind really. I positively adore mine.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (Citizen Postal) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:33:25 GMT

...and you're too stupid to have known that.
May you die choking on the diseased cocks you slurp.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (BJ) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:59:55 GMT
Lease or no lease, I'd get out of there. Maybe you can sub-let.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (r) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:22:26 GMT

Penelope McBagpipe wrote:
I have never seen a cockroach in my life. Not once.

I don't think they like the freezing cold.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:20:29 GMT
...and you're too stupid to have known that.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (Citizen Postal) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:13:32 GMT
Because I like to do things my way.

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feeds@yuku.com (TC) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:06:52 GMT
Why would you need a plus slash minus when you hav ~

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (Notkf59) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:40:52 GMT
Burn down the building. Sorry, but it has to be done.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (Penelope McBagpipe) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:35:51 GMT
I have never seen a cockroach in my life. Not once.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (Citizen Postal) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:30:16 GMT
TC, please pardon my lack of clarity. Allow me to explain. I was refering to the Browning Automatic Rifle. The mean summbitch spits out approx. 500 30-06 rounds per minute. Excellent means of dealing with cockroach infestations. Or infestations of just about any kind really. I positively adore mine.

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Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (kooyah) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:15:02 GMT
But first, you would cry.

Re: I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (SonOfAbraxas) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:12:27 GMT
Poor Khnum.

I would die.

I can't live like this!

feeds@yuku.com (khnum) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:03:13 GMT
There have been THREE (3) cockroach sightings since I've moved in my apartment a week and a half ago. What the fuck kind of slumlord allows a place to be rented without exterminating the place or something? Cockroaches are the most terrifying creatures on this earth, I can handle spiders and bees and centipedes but jesus christ these things are scary. And it's antennas wave at me like it's saying hello, taunting my unwarranted fear of it. I hate them so much. There are roach bait...